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YouTube - Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo With Lyrics and Pictures
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzcc97IrfJ4

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!

[POP!]

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.

Howdy Ho!

mno tak to si myslel to co sem napsal :)

RACHETIK: Teď si nejsem jistej, jak se přesně jmenuje. Každopádně myslím to southparkovský hovínko:)).

DAT: Co sem včééra říkal, je to vo hovně:) Zající tam jsou hovna, já mám tak, tak si vem:)

Z auditka CIRCUS se stal ÚSTECKÝ KLAN, taky se tu začíná diskutovat o hovnech !?... Jupííí...

BRENDY: vzhledem k tématu asi náhodou mr. Hankeyho nemyslíš, viď? :)

trochu ó.té, ale tenhle týpek je Panu Yankeemu podobný :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xFqf5RRO3k&feature=rec-HM-r2

MR. YANKEE by měl radost:))

je to psyfekal:)

JANDIS_01: uz je to lepsi, rekl bych...

DARKSUN: No doufej že to zejtra už smrdět nebude...

Featuring MC Fekal :)

DARKSUN: Změna programu vyhrazena, dnes - TOXIC PARTY... :))

no, ta voda by ale vypadala jak more u janova... plny sracek :-))) uz se montuje novy cerpadlo, ale smradu je tu ted tolik, ze by jeden chcip, takze otevreme az zitra...

DARKSUN: Jo! Jo! Ponorka bude pod vodou?... :))

Bohuzel dnes bude Circus znovu zavreny... Tentokrate nas zradilo odpadove cerpadlo, ktere pumpuje splasky zpatky do kanalizace... Kazdym dalsim splachnutim hrozi, ze nam to vsechno vytece dole do ponorky...
Tak nam nezbyva nic jineho, nez cekat na zpravu od pana Černého, technika ND, ze sehnal cerpadlo nove...
Doufejme, ze se oprava stihne jiz zitra...

jo jo, na strankach je...