DAVESADE: tvuj novy hit, nebo citujes nejakyho uz establishovanyho nerdrappera?

Bylo to v related a i když to není nerdrap, tak je to celkem nerdí musicvide (sorry za offtopinku).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub0nykvHRuc&feature=related

BASIC IS FIRST LANGUAGE I HAVE BEEN SPOKIN!

LUKASHIVA: ja se s podobnejma dojmama z "vrazdeni mejch deticek" srovnavam tak, ze je nejpodstatnejsi, kdyz tema de do sveta.

LEGI: No clanek v A2 trochu trpi tim, ze si zatim uplne nerozumim s prvni frontou korektury (FIdel) ktery to pokazdy seskrta tak ze se ponekud posunou vyznamy a smysl sdeleni. Aspon z myho pohledu.
Ale na druhou stranu ja ani nejsem schopnej rict jestli je ten clanek dobrej nebo ne, tudiz s vdekem prijimam finalni upravy do publikovatelne formy.

jo a dik za tenhle klubiki, pekne mi rozsiruje obzor

jako fenomen je to roztomilej, clanek v A2ce sem taky precet jedna malina, ovsem ma potiz s timhle tim je, ze me nebavi 8bit stylo, o vetsine hip-hopu nemluve..

proste roztomila kuriozitka, doufam, ze nikdo z tohohle androse nebude mit ambice delat kdovijak sofistikovanej styl jako to vidim u tech strasnejch Xstepu.. bych blib :))

whitey cracker ruluje maximalne. Nasel jsem novou hymnu. :)




ytcracker - meganerd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN12Tg5ttpk


every time i wrote a goto bitch i had that baby looping
basically basic was the first language i spoke
and i was telling apple deuces just where they could peek and poke
i had a five and quarter floppy labeled please dont drop me
used to load a million copies and no one could ever stop me

vsechno stahnete na http://ytcracker.com

Pouzdeji nahodim jeste Hawkinga, Optima a YTCrackera

Rhyme Torrents vol.6

DOWNLOAD: http://www.rhymetorrents.com/disc6/Rhyme%20Torrents%20Volume%20Six.rar

00. Frankie Castle - "No Joke (Skit)"
01. Dead Circuits - "I'm That Type Of Geek"
02. chozo_ninpo - "I'm Chozo"
03. MCeeP - "The 13th"
04. Benjamin Bear - "Scientistik"
05. mCRT - "Pink Sock"
06. wholemilk - "Mammary Jamboree (ft. Jax Attack)"
07. funky49 - "Tesseract Travelers aka A Wrinkle In Rhyme (ft. Redvoid, Dimension, Gabriel)"
08. MC Lars - "Scientology = WTF?"
09. Professor E - "Faculty From Hell (ft. DJ Inubito)"
10. myf - "Throwdown"
11. IllGill - "Shit Talker"
12. Mr. Door - "Video From NWNC @ FUEL"
13. Hepatitis G - "fWiiStyle"
14. MC Handler - "Fragtastic"
15. Chronomicon - "Sippin' On Vault"
16. Krondor Krew - "I Play D&D"
17. Metamystiks, Inc. - "Super Beings (ft. ArmageddonMan)"
18. Betty Rebel - "Mana & Me"
19. MC Wreckshin & Sir-Up - "Valentine's Day Song"
20. Schaffer The Darklord - "Robot Apocalypse (ft. Drown Radio & Lord Illingworth)"
21. MC Gigahertz - "Rap Monster (Bloody Tearz Edition)"
22. Oddioblender - "Stronger. Faster. Better."
23. Magitek - "Skyscraper (ft. Krondor Krew)"
24. High-C, Benjamin Bear, Zealous1 - "Nerdcore Is Dead"

And, as an added bonus: A Drunken Outro By Your Editor, MC Inadequate

Halloween EP

DOWNLOAD: http://www.rhymetorrents.com/halloween/RhymeTorrentsHalloweenEP.rar

0000. Boumtje - "Don't Trick or Treat On My Street" - MP3
0001. Benjamin Bear featuring Brainthirst - "Darkside" - MP3
0002. Zealous1 - "Boss Fight" - MP3
0003. Ill Gill and TG - "Halloween Costume" - MP3
0004. Emergency Pizza Party - "Lost In The Woods" (skit) - MP3
0005. MC Wreckshin and Pink Poison - "She Put Poison In My Mushrooms" - MP3
0006. High-C and MC Inadequate - "Murder/Suicide" - MP3
0007. Onyileatron5000 - "The Crazy Organistinator" - MP3
0008. MC Tanuki and BioElectricAudioSapienTec - "Seminal Fluid (October Event)" - MP3
0009. Emergency Pizza Party with funky49 and MC Fanatical - "Necronomicon Ex Robotis" - MP3
000A. Grandmaster Pink and Diabolik - "Teenage Vampire" - MP3
000B. DJ Snyder with Brainthirst - "Monstrous" - MP3
000C. Ultraklystron - "The Mind Explodes" - MP3
000D. N.C.-M.C.s Featuring Sizzle Stixxx - "When Zombies Attack" - MP3
000E. Attack Slug - "The Night Before" - MP3
000F. Betty Rebel - "Alien Abductions" - MP3
0010. Boumtje and High-C - "Ereshkigal" - MP3

Rhyme Torrents vol.5

DOWNLOAD: http://www.rhymetorrents.com/disc5/RhymeTorrentsVolume5.rar

0. MC Router - "Intro" (torrent | mp3)
1. MC Wreckshin with Troy D, Jade Malice and MC Router - "Anarchy Cheerleader" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
2. Troy D - "Sixteen Panties Dub" (torrent | mp3)
3. MC Inadequate - "Inadequate - The Only Name That Fits" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
4. Ultraklystron with MCeeP - "There's The Beef" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
5. Mr. Door - "Gimme A Beat" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
6. Super Dragon X - "When You Wanna Win: The Cheater's Anthem" - feat. DJ Snyder (scratches) and Gifted (producer) (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
7. DJ Snyder - "Delusions of Grandeur" (torrent | mp3)
8. Professor E - "Math Tutor" (Track by funky49) (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
9. Shagrugge - "Samurai Jazz (East Meets West Mix)" (torrent | mp3)
10. MCeeP - "Vampire Girl" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
11. Jesse Dangerously - "Heart of a Girl" (Produced by Savilion, Recorded by Fresh Kils) (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
12. MC RSI - "Gamer's ParaDICE" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
13. Pink Motor Monsters - "The Kid (Grimey Mix) " (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
14. Enerbrat - "Galaga" (Track By Oddioblender) (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
15. Attack Slug - "One Year War" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
16. Big Tizzle - "Five Years" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
17. NC-MCs - "Encee Mcees" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
18. Oddioblender - "Psychics Don't Need Hooks" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
19. Metamystiks, Inc. - "Horror Stories" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
20. Ill Gill - "Nowhere To Hide" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
21. Lifeseeker - "Like A Ninja" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
22. MCP - "You Down With MCP?" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
23. Former Fat Boys - "Melony" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)
24. Drown Radio - "Robot Friend" (torrent | mp3 | .nfo)

Rhyme Torrents vol.3


DOWNLOAD: http://www.rhymetorrents.com/disc3/rhymetorrentsvolume3.rar

0. Old Scratch - "Proud to be Wack" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
1. Beefy - "Internet Celebrity" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
2. Shael Riley - "Bit Pop" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
3. MechP - "City Crusher" (remastered) (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
4. Deejay Manticore - "St. Roman's Passion" (Holier Than Thou Mix) (torrent | mp3) (Creative Commons)
5. Ultraklystron - "So Long Kids" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
6. Earthbound - "Da Black Market OC Remix" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
7. funky49 - "This is funky49" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
8. Benjamin Bear - "Joystickin'" (remastered) (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
9. Ham-STAR - "Ham-STAR Rap" (with DJ Phonicoid) (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
10. Dr. Octagon - "Ants" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
11. shagrugge - "Ain't Sayin' Nothin'" (holophlo mix) featuring Clarence Boddyker (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
12. Rappy McRappperson - "Lick Your Own Butthole Party Dance" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
13. Sudden Death - "Reign of Error" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
14. Wally Glutton - "In A Way" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
15. futuristic sex robotz - "Fuck the MPAA" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
16. Bedlam Rock Pavement - "Chuck Norris" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
17. MC Dope Dope - "The Chicken Cow" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
18. Monzy - "So Much Drama in the PhD" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
19. High-C - "When In Rome" (Kid Charlamaign Rock Remix) (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)

Rhyme Torrents vol.2

DOWNLOAD: http://www.rhymetorrents.com/disc2/rhymetorrentsvolume2.rar


0. MC Hawking's Dark Matter Band Featuring MC Frontalot - "Mountain Kind" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
1. MC Wreckshin - "Kung Fu Is My Mom" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
2. The Frontalittle Squad - "The Frontalittle Squad Highly Recommends Penny Arcade" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
3. Optimus Rhyme - "Obey The Moderator" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
4. the rap shrew - "--aAHh-aaaaagnstgel dEEvlll (f. high-c)" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
5. MechP - "Lo-Fi All Stars" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
6. Incredibad - "I Think I Might Have Killed the President" (High-C's Minimalist Remix) (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Incredibad appear via Creative Commons)
7. YTcracker - "In My Time" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
8. DoomsDay Device - "JinxPalm" (live) (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
9. Bedlam Rock Pavement - "Make Your Next Move" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
10. Rai - "Sunny Sunny Sunday" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
11. Oddioblender - "Gustuf's Blues " (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
12. Scream Club - "I'll Show You How" (Drown Radio Remix) (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
13. Emergency Pizza Party - "Dramanet" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
14. Ill Engineer - "Chronically Ill" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
15. MCDJ - "TEOTWAWKI" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
16. ShoNuff - "S-H-O" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
17. Sir-Up - "A Student After M" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
18. myf featuring Masta Cwik - "Top Secret!" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
19. Andrew Octopus - "Big In the Mind" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
20. Meter Versus Yard - "The Axis Of Good" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)

Rhyme Torrents vol.1

DOWNLOAD: http://www.rhymetorrents.com/disc1/rhymetorrentsvolume1.rar

0. MC Frontalot vs Baddd Spellah - "Nerdcore Hip-Hop 2006" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
1. YTcracker - "White Warrior (Chris Diss)" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
2. Benjamin Bear "Interlude" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
3. Oddioblender - "Zombie Panic" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
4. Ham-STAR - "Off The Wheel" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
5. Beefy - "Tub of Tabasco" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
6. Ultraklystron - "Five to Nine" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
7. Drown Radio - "Gort" (torrent | mp3)
8. MCDJ - "Lossy Compression" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
9. DJ Snyder - "The Anime Convention" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
10. ZeroBitRate with SashRa - "Legendary Rhymes" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
11. MC Plus+ - "Ascii Antics" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
12. Monzy - "Kill Dash Nine" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
13. Lil' Nix - "Off The Markov" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
14. Benjamin Bear - "The Last Fantasy" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
15. Nursehella - "Nursehellamentary" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
16. the rap shrew - "breakingPLS_WDTH(rayogarrmx)" (torrent | mp3)
17. MC Hawking - "Rock Out With Your Hawk Out" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
18. Rai - "Big Lie" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
19. funky49 with RedVoid - "RPG (Rhymes of Phatness and Greatness)" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
20. Baddd Spellah - "Gawd Particlez" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
21. Shael Riley - "Miss Information" (with Beefy) (torrent | mp3 | lyrics)
22. 133t g33k b34t - "Emulation Station" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)
23. Meter Versus Yard - "Divided States" (torrent | mp3 | lyrics) (Creative Commons)

Je to skoro tak dobry jako


go take a hike, and don’t forget the trail mix bitch.
beats I know come from a casio, so call me chris.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3_BYclCJTo


call it a rebound of a hip hop devout, got my heat out, feel alright like it is Friday
night and pops says, “yo, let’s eat it out.” that’s what I be ‘bout. on the mic is where
I be now, indeed now. good for you and easy to chew, like a big bowl of puppy chow. see
how, I get up on the mike and I can excite. You may call it tripe, that’s just spite, I
know my shit’s tight. psych, it’s like, when I was just just a tyke on my trike and all
the big kids would flip lids on their bmx bikes. go take a hike, and don’t forget the
trail mix bitch. beats I know come from a casio, so call me chris. as in mc, envy, I be
on the top of the list. you try to diss I won’t resist, you’ll feel the kiss of my fist.
I never miss. You’re gonna need a first aid kit, remove your whack ass rhymes like it be
a cancerous cyst. you can’t deny your tight ass behind be so movin’ to this. mc chris hold
down his shit like he was holding bong hits.

chorus – like mahatma gandhi followed by a horde of hotties or the feds on the trail of a
mr. john gotti, I’m a sound wave tsunami, vocal origami, hijack the mic and it’s not
like anyone can stop me.

like mahatma gandhi followed by a horde of hotties or the feds on the trail of a
mr. john gotti, I’m a sound wave tsunami, vocal origami, hijack the mic and it’s not
like anyone can stop me.

it’s like arithmatic, the way I make it stick, some say it’s gibberish, some say it’s silly
shit. but some people pay a cover charge to listen to it, some people take the path train
to jersey for it. ladies! in the corner with your hand on your hip, make you jump so high
that the record will skip. make you feel so good that the room starts to spin. my favorite
kinda nut is a macadamian.I said come on all you honeys, I am beggin to begin, I say I gotta get
the get the grand, gotta get within, gotta get more cream than wisconsin, honeyroom suite
at the sheridan, bath tub full of expensive gin, lots of candles and violins, bikinis made
of diamonds, honeys beggin’ me to break their hymens.

repeat chorus

LUKASHIVA: ten jsem si poustel zrovna vcera protoze me tam ohromne bavi ten diletantskej refren.

dneska od rana sjizdim YTcracker - N.E.S.

jeho flow ma neco do sebe.. kazdopadne ten refren "Nerd rap entertainment system.." bych bral do telefonu. :)

i dont break bricks im not mario
but im still old school like atari yo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j9rJBXoYVg


up up down down left right left right
then ba start the screen goes white
its the cracker - ytcracker the game genie
8 bits with the 8 inch weenie
i dont break bricks im not mario
but im still old school like atari yo
im the highly freestyly dr wily
beat me three times then you win a smiley

underground like the sewer where i kick it with raph
yodel back ninja turtles cowabunga where you at
jump on the cannon - the bricks where im landin
gotta get the triforce gotta beat gannon
they called him the wizard in california
power glove on my wrist just had to warn ya
pitter patter on the power pad track and field
or be like ryus dad and get your chest peeled

nerdrap entertainment system
please press start on controller two
nerdrap entertainment system
please press play on your system too
nerdrap entertainment system
please press start on controller two
nerdrap entertainment system
please press play on your system too

in between neighboorhood laser taggin
wed all get together for some double dragon
helicopter kick bobo off the roof
have all his henchmen like "what the hoof?"
then wed butt heads with battletoads
double tapping right to run at foes
sometimes id hit em with the double fist
then pop those rats just like a cyst

it kinda sucks now cuz my nes blinks red
i blow and blow but all my games are dead
thank god for roms and nesticle
played at every geek rap festival
this is the nerdrap entertainment system
and i hope you like the rhyme i spit
cuz the ytcracker stay nerd forever
if you wanna repeat just hit reset

nerdrap entertainment system
please press start on controller two
nerdrap entertainment system
please press play on your system too
nerdrap entertainment system
please press start on controller two
nerdrap entertainment system
please press play on your system too

:)

aaaaaha .) uz jsem si dal facku