SAIL_OR: nemáš ani břicho ani nejsi slavná, tak nevymýšlej

hm, máme ale s amandou očividně podobnmé problémy a zážitky

má skoro tolik vypravěčeského talentu jako menšík

.DD

Amanda má akorát bříško.
Na blogu k němu má i "veselou historku" :)

i went to the post office with a friend and the pretty lady posting my 12 packages was like "anything liquid fragile or perishable" and i was like "no"
and then she asked "hmmmm. does this package happen to contain a copy of No, Virginia?" and my jaw dropped. she was older than me and didn't look your your average dolls fan and i was so happy,
and i looked so damn cool in front of my friend. oh oh yes. they know me AT THE POST OFFICE. i am famous. yay. then a few hours later we went to cafe pamplona and were sitting there enjoying our coffees and musing and a pretty girl came up to us and was shy and adorable and told me she was a fan and we rapped for a bit and i was like: my ego is SO fed today. i am so known. damn, i feel fancy.
so then i went to the counter to ask for our check and there were these two older ladies sitting at a table, probably in their fifties and one was looking over at me and whispering to her lady friend and i was like: this can't be.
and they tittered a bit and i got my check and the lady who had been looking at me said: "i'm sorry, you're going to kill me for asking this...."
and i was like "no, no, go ahead!" and in my mind i was like: I AM SO AWESOME. i have achieved ultimate fanciness. i am loved and known by OLD WOMEN! my life is so complete today.
and she looked at her friend and did that giggly nervous smile you do and gave me the biggest grin and said

"...you're pregnant, aren't you?"

that evened things out quite nicely.

for the record: i'm not pregnant. i just have a belly at all times. can't do nothing about it. even when the rest of me is rock hard, The Belly (i sometimes call it The Orb) is in full force.
people think i'm pregnant every once in a while. I find it charming. i once ruined some guys life....this was in the UK and he was a super-fan and his band was opening up for us. at the end of the night he congratulated me on being pregnant and I laughed and was like.....dude, i'm not pregnant. i'm just belly. or beer. or whatevers in there. but it's not baby.
anyway, this threw him into such a panic that i got 3-page apologetic emails for a year. it was heartbreaking.

also for the record: i'm so glad i'm not pregnant.

RIMMER_: Tak ty sem nevidel no ;)

STRYX: DOP mluví z cesty. Veškeré nahé fotografie (a jedno video) dokazují, že ohledně postavy není co promíjet ;)

RIMMER_: Wow, takhle z prvni ruky... Dokonaly. Dik moc. :o) (tobe i Amande ;o)


SAIL_OR: Ja jsem rozhodne fanousek a Amandu bezmezne obdivuji a promijim ji veskere pripadne zapory, ktere stejne zadne nema. Ach, jsem beznadejne zamilovany. Platonicky pochopitelne ;o)))

DOP: víš co, nevyvozuj si z mýho příspěvku nesmyslný závěry, od toho tu máme ism .)

STRYX: Tady máš. Přímo od Amandy:

Leeds United

we watch you
your expert double x's
its just like you
to paint those whiter fences
its so polite, its so polite
its offensive, its offensive
its so unright, its so unright
its a technical, accept it

but who needs love when theres law and order
who needs love when theres southern comfort
who needs love at all

we stalk you
your expert, double x's
we oxidized you in your sleep
theres no exit, theres no exit
your on a roll, your on a roll
no one gets it, no one gets it
your unallowed, your un - can't you protect us? protect us

but who needs love when theres law and order
who needs love when theres southern comfort
who needs love when the sandwitches are wicked and they know you at the mac store

im so excited
the blackest bees oh
im getting frightened
some day, some day leeds united

Bugzy My Lone, gonna carry you home
and theyre taking you all to the doctor
Verbally wise all sugary and spice
and its nice but its not what im after
sure i admire you, sure you inspire me
but you may not get a maxed out
Where is the salesman counting my change
making bank on the up 'cos i lost my friend

we'll stop you
your expert double x's
big stack hold for extra care, two x's
that never talking thing you do
is effective, its effective
your shoulder's icey cold & it's a death wish, yes a death wish

but who needs love when theres law and order
who needs love when theres dukes of hazzard
and who needs love when the sandwitches are wicked and they know you at the mac store

im so excited
the blacks and bees
im so excited
when i think about leeds united
im getting frightened
the blacks, the blacks, the blacks and bees
its so exciting
some day some day
some day some day
some day some day leeds united

*sandwitches: there's this book called the Sandwitch, about a witch who lived in a sand castle.

SAIL_OR: Ja nejsem zadnej velkej fanousek a pokud od nekoho ocekavas, ze bude bezmezne nekoho obdivovat a nevsimat si jejich zaporu, tak to si ukazal fanouskovsti tak mozny ty :)

byl to svojsmysl zamířen i na ten nápis. nevadí, aspoňs ukázal rovinu tvého fanouškovství )

SAIL_OR: No to zrovna neni, ale videl jsem nejaky starsi fotky z koncertu a tam byla pekne vypasena machna..

DOP: přestože tričko je celkem přiléhavé .)

Podle ty fotky ale docela zhubla :)

Nemate nekdo lyrics k Leeds United? Nejak to nemohu nikde najit..

STRYX: Amanda má teď do konce roku sólo turné, ale Dresden Dolls trvají.

Nevite jestli jeste budou fungovat s Brianem, nebo Amanda ted pojede solo?

ANGELINE: Ona to bude mít nejspíš z toho všeho ječení, skučení, lámání hlasu... prostě z toho, že zpívá naplno. Myslím, že tohle se asi úplně zdravě a neškodně vyluzovat nedá :)