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    _BENNYPolitická korektnost & pozitivní diskriminace
    LYKANTROP
    LYKANTROP --- ---
    Němci v Afghánistánu museli před výstřelem varovat ve třech jazycích – Novinky.cz
    http://www.novinky.cz/zahranicni/svet/174987-nemci-v-afghanistanu-museli-pred-vystrelem-varovat-ve-trech-jazycich.html
    LUBOB
    LUBOB --- ---
    There once was a young person named Red Riding Hood who lived with her mother on the edge of a large wood. One day her mother asked her to take a basket of fresh fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house--not because this was womyn's work, mind you, but because the deed was generous and helped engender a feeling of community. Furthermore, her grandmother was not sick, but rather was in full physical and mental health and was fully capable of taking care of herself as a mature adult.

    So Red Riding Hood set off with her basket through the woods. Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place and never set foot in it. Red Riding Hood, however, was confident enough in her own budding sexuality that such obvious Freudian imagery did not intimidate her.

    On the way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood was accosted by a wolf. who asked her what was in her basket. She replied, "Some healthful snacks for my grandmother, who is certainly capable of taking care of herself as a mature adult."

    The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

    Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way."

    Red Riding Hood walked on along the main path. But, because his status outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the wolf knew a quicker route to Grandma's house. He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. Then, unhampered by rigid, traditionalist notions of what was masculine or feminine, he put on Grandma's nightclothes and crawled into bed.

    Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said, "Grandma, I have brought you some fatfree, sodium-free snacks to salute you in your role of a wise and nurturing matriarch."

    From the bed, the wolf said softly, "Come closer, child, so that I might see you."

    Red Riding Hood said, "Oh, I forgot you are as optically challenged as a bat. Grandma, what big eyes you have!"

    "They have seen much, and forgiven much, my dear."

    "Grandma, what a big nose you have, only relatively, of course, and certainly attractive in its own way."

    "It has smelled much, and forgiven much, my dear."

    "Grandma, what big teeth you have!"

    The wolf said, "I am happy with who I am and what I am," and leaped out of bed. He grabbed Red Riding Hood in his claws, intent on devouring her. Red Riding Hood screamed, not out of alarm at the wolf's apparent tendency toward crossdressing, but because of his willful invasion of her personal space.

    Her screams were heard by a passing woodchopperperson (or log-fuel technician, as he preferred to be called). When he burst into the cottage, he saw the melee and tried to intervene. But as he raised his ax, Red Riding Hood and the wolf both stopped.

    "And just what do you think you're doing?" asked Red Riding Hood.

    The woodchopper-person blinked and tried to answer, but no words came to him.

    "Bursting in here like a Neanderthal, trusting your weapon to do your thinking for you!" she exclaimed. "Sexist! Speciesist! How dare you assume that womyn and wolves can't solve their own problems without a man's help!"

    When she heard Red Riding Hood's impassioned speech, Grandma jumped out of the wolf's mouth, seized the woodchopperperson's ax, and cut his head off. After this ordeal, Red Riding Hood, Grandma, and the wolf felt a certain commonality of purpose. They decided to set up an alternative household based on mutual respect and cooperation, and they lived together in the woods happily ever after.
    LUBOB
    LUBOB --- ---
    The Name Brüno Being Changed in German Textbook Feature Story
    http://thecelebritycafe.com/features/30418.html
    LUBOB
    LUBOB --- ---
    LONESTAR
    LONESTAR --- ---
    MATHEW: a co chceš k tomu dodat? :-(
    MATHEW
    MATHEW --- ---
    LONESTAR: a nějaký tvůj komentář?.)
    LONESTAR
    LONESTAR --- ---
    http://www.lidovky.cz/text-pisne-alese-brichty-deratizer-vyvolal-obvineni-z-rasismu-p77-/ln_kultura.asp?c=A090716_154116_ln_kultura_jk
    Možná, že žijem na odvrácený straně
    rozum je bitej, z potlesku bolej dlaně
    jen papouškujem nesmysly odevzdaně
    a nastavujem svý tváře další ráně
    Možná, že žijem na odvrácený straně
    táta je Měsíc, Slunce svítí jen na ně
    sto je prej málo, tak dvěstě procent daně
    oni si žerou a chrochtaj namlsaně

    Někdy se to nedá …

    Politici dělaj z každýho vola
    na ulici kradou cikáni kola
    už by to vyřešit měl
    nějakej deratizer
    Do maminky chtělo by se ti vracet
    ať nemusíš ze všeho tady zvracet
    fakt by to vyřešit měl
    nějakej deratizer

    To je ta věc, co trápí mě i tě
    jak poznaj v Mongolsku mongoloidní dítě
    o co se bozi vlastně přetahujou
    a do čeho se černý opalujou
    Možná, že žijem na odvrácený straně
    stá lež je pravdou, opakujem jí za ně
    máme se dobře, vládněte požehnaně
    však jednou dojde i na vás "milované"

    Někdy se to nedá …

    Politici dělaj z každýho vola …
    NAVARA
    NAVARA --- ---
    MUADDIB: Jen dvě věci jsou nekonečné, vesmír a lidská blbost, tím vesmírem si však nejsem jist! ~ A.Einstein ~ :)
    MUADDIB
    MUADDIB --- ---
    _BENNY: o tom, že CSSD je plná dementů, o tom jsem přesvědčen už dlouho, nicméně, míre jejich demence mně nepřestává udivovat :)
    LUBOB
    LUBOB --- ---
    _BENNY
    _BENNY --- ---
    Radní za ČSSD: Reklama na pivo snížila 'lidskou důstojnost žen' - www.lidovky.cz
    http://www.lidovky.cz/radni-za-cssd-reklama-na-pivo-snizila-lidskou-dustojnost-zen-p52-/ln-media.asp?c=A090702_123518_ln-media_aus
    LYKANTROP
    LYKANTROP --- ---
    LONESTAR: je to banda curaku ...
    NAVARA
    NAVARA --- ---
    LONESTAR: Jak je videt, jsou umlceni i historici (a to pry udajne mel byt akademicky vyzkum cenzurou neovlivneny), nejenom fanklub - a o prislusnosti tohoto letadla snad nepochybuji ani sioniste.
    LONESTAR
    LONESTAR --- ---
    LYKANTROP
    LYKANTROP --- ---
    LUBOB: Ne, ja fakt nemuzu, to uz si prece nekdo musi delat normalni prdel :D
    LUBOB
    LUBOB --- ---
    opravdova chutovka:
    policie provadi osobni prohlidky u bilych, aby tak dosahla rasove vyvazenosti. s PC na vecne casy & nikdy jinak:-)

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/stop-and-search-white-people-held-to-balance-racial-statistics-1707895.html

    GOBERS
    GOBERS --- ---
    LYKANTROP: To je ale kravina. Červený krystal se zavedl pouze a výhradně kvůli Izraeli, který odmítal používat jak kříž, tak půlměsíc. Krystal jakožto ochraný symbol uznávají ty země, které signovaly třetí dodatek k Ženevským úmluvám z roku 2005, což je momentálně 41 států, tedy ani ne čtvrtina. Spíš bych to viděl tak, že se někdo chce zase zviditelnit.
    LUBOB
    LUBOB --- ---
    kde se jen tihle picusove lihnou?
    LYKANTROP
    LYKANTROP --- ---
    LYKANTROP
    LYKANTROP --- ---
    DLABAK: Ne, tomu se rika efektivne fungujici firma ,)
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