At a recent campaign event, Joe Biden said about Republicans, “They’re going to put y’all back in chains.” But that wasn’t the only dumb thing Biden said at that rally. Here are some other statements from him at the same event:
“Anyone seen my hands? Oh wait; they’re in my pockets. False alarm.”
“The Republicans are worse than Adolph Lundgren Hitler.”
“Frankly I think we have plenty of jobs. I mean, look at me, I have one. I think I’m doing okay at it, but I don’t really understand it.”
“They said I’m dumb. Me dumb? Who say such thing?”
“Did you know Romney once strapped a dog to the roof of his car? I’d never do that. I once let my dog drive the car. At least that’s what I told the police when I crashed into a goalpost at the football stadium.”
“Look at me! I can speak Chinese! Chee chong choo choo!”
“My pants fell down again. What did I do with my belt?”
“Don’t look at the sun; that makes it angry. That’s how we get global warming.”
“Harry Reid is a great guy. I don’t let him touch me, though, because he’s creepy. I heard on the internet something about him and kids…”
“The Republicans want to keep Sandra Fluke from getting contraception. That’s horrible. I mean, I met her, and she’s a real weirdo. We don’t want her reproducing.”
“You ever seen that Chris Matthews on TV? That guy is like a genius.”
“I am literally — literally — vomiting in terror over the though of Paul Ryan becoming Vice President. Where am I going to live if that happens? Delaware says I’m not allowed to come back.”