A polish man working in the fields finds an old lamp, dusting the dirt from the lamp a creature appears “I’m the genie of the lamp and I can grant you three wishes," the genie says.
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The man thinks for an moment then an idea comes to him “OK," says the Pole. "I want the Chinese Army to invade Poland." Odd choice, the genie thinks, but nevertheless he grants the wish, and the a few weeks later Chinese Army march all the way from China, invades, burns all the cities, captures the capital, declares victory, and goes back home.
"Right, second wish. Maybe something more positive?” says the genie.
"No," replies the Pole, "I want the Chinese Army to invade again." So again the Chinese march all the way from China, lay waste to more of Poland, create even more devastation and then march home.
"Listen," says the genie. "You have one last wish. I can make you rich, immortal or make Poland the most beautiful and prosperous place on earth."
The pole looks around him at the devastation of his home land, miserable refugees line the roads, there isn’t a a single house standing, the fields are full of bomb craters millions have died. With a gleeful look on his face the pole says “ if you don’t mind, I want the Chinese army to invade one more time." So the Chinese army marches once again, destroys what’s left of Poland, and then marches home for the last time.
"I don’t understand," says the genie. "Why did you want the Chinese army to invade Poland three times?"
"Well," replies the Pole, " to invade Poland 3 times they had to march through Russia 6 times.”