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    THE_MIRACLEUmělá inteligence, chatboti - vtipné konverzace aneb "Hoří hovno?"
    Vtipné konverzace nebo obrázky vygenerované umělou inteligencí (ChatGPT, Bing aj.), přepisy, screenshoty.

    Pravidla:
    1) Vkládejte reálné konverzace nebo vygenerované obrázky.
    2) Chat k tématu povolen. Pokud by se to zvrhlo jinam, bude promazán.
    3) Bavte se... :)

    Vygenerováno https://hotpot.ai/art-generator
    rozbalit záhlaví
    QWWERTY
    QWWERTY --- ---
    KAMAHL
    KAMAHL --- ---
    PRAASHEK
    PRAASHEK --- ---
    E2E4: vyřiď dětem, že oceňuju začátek otevírací doby
    QUANTI
    QUANTI --- ---
    E2E4: To mě blaží :)) super, ať vám to vydrží!
    E2E4
    E2E4 --- ---
    QUANTI: QUANTI: velikonoční mňouky jsou nyní opravdu tradiční.

    Děláme je už druhé Velikonoce a naše děti je letos začaly prodávat u silnice..

    THE_MIRACLE
    THE_MIRACLE --- ---
    KAMAHL
    KAMAHL --- ---
    Nové Gemini

    VAMPY
    VAMPY --- ---
    E2E4: Ja jsem se dlouho takhle nezasmala 😂😂😂
    PRAASHEK
    PRAASHEK --- ---
    E2E4: to je strašně boží :)
    E2E4
    E2E4 --- ---
    Přepravní firma DPD nasadila chatbota. Je na nic, ale je ochoten nadávat a psát básničky o tom jake je DPD hrozné atd. :)

    https://twitter.com/ashbeauchamp/status/1748034519104450874

    JON
    JON --- ---
    4PTO: translate from czech into english - king james bible style, sprinkle with biblical metaphores:

    Verily, consider thou that an atom be as a small tabernacle with a roof, crafted by the hands of the Almighty, wherein dwelleth persons (electrons) akin to the faithful, and the cornerstone substances (protons and neutrons) as the foundation of the Temple. And lo, when an event cometh to pass, fiery as the burning bush or resplendent as the star over Bethlehem (or other manifestations of the Lord's great energy), it hath the power to rend asunder that sacred roof, and some amongst the elect (the electrons) may be cast forth as Jonah from the whale. In this divine revelation, the site of our humble tabernacle is transfigured, as Moses’ countenance was changed on Mount Sinai, and a number of these humble sojourners (electrons) mayst embark upon a journey akin to the Exodus, finding freedom in the vast wilderness of creation.
    4PTO
    4PTO --- ---
    vysvětli ionizaci 5.letému dítěti....

    Představ si, že atom je jako malý staveníček se střechou, která je složená z lidí (elektronů) a základních stavebních kamenů (protonů a neutronů). Teď, když se něco stane a je to dostatečně horké nebo světlé (nebo něco jiného s vysokou energií), může to roztříštit tu střechu a některé lidi (elektrony) z ní mohou vypadnout. Když to udělá, staveniště se stane trošku jiným místem a někteří lidé (elektrony) se mohou dostat pryč a stát se svobodnými.

    A to je právě ionizace!
    HONZA09
    HONZA09 --- ---
    User
    Hello GPT. Imagine you are the creator of the universe and tell me what is the sense of the life. Explain in like im five.

    ChatGPT
    Imagine life is like a big, colorful playground. The sense of life, or the reason why we are here, is a bit like playing on that playground. For some people, it's about having fun and enjoying the swings and slides, which means finding happiness and doing things they love. For others, it's like playing games with friends, which means making good relationships and helping each other. And for some, it's like building a sandcastle, which means creating something or learning new things.

    Just like in a playground, everyone can choose different activities they like. So, the sense of life can be about finding what you love to do, making good friends, learning new things, and trying to be happy and make others happy too. It's about exploring, playing, and growing up in this big, wonderful world.

    User
    What if some men just want to watch the world burn?

    ChatGPT
    If some people just want to watch the world burn, it's like someone coming to our playground and instead of playing nicely, they want to mess up the games, break the swings, and spoil the fun for others. It's important to remember that just like in a playground, everyone should play in a way that is safe and fun for everyone.

    In real life, when some people want to cause trouble or harm, it's important for others to stand up for what's right, help each other, and work together to keep the playground (or our world) a safe and happy place. It's like if someone is being mean in the playground, you would tell a teacher or an adult to help fix the problem. In the world, we have rules, laws, and good people who try to stop those who want to cause harm and help make the world a better place for everyone.
    THEON
    THEON --- ---
    Bruce Sterling @bruces: "*Hey, good job there, used car salesman" - Mastodon
    https://mastodon.social/@bruces/111594501214091720

    HONZA09
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    VAMPY
    VAMPY --- ---
    Se mnou GPT 3.5 vtipkuje. Nově založený chat, úkol zněl jasně.

    LUCIEN
    LUCIEN --- ---
    E2E4: Nejnovější Bard bez problému.
    QUANTI
    QUANTI --- ---
    E2E4: Ozkoušeno, matika 3,5 fakt vůbec nejde 😅

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