Evolution (n): A hypothetical process whereby infinitely improbable events
occur with alarming frequency, order arises from chaos, and no one is given
credit.

<Mutiny> I'm having this teeny problem and I want to know if somebody can help
me with it..
<mjd> mutiny: Sever the main neck tendons before cutting through the spinal
cord. That will allow you more opportunity to separate the vertebrae prior to
removing the head.

Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but much
extinguishes it.
-- Hannah More

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin

Talent does what it can.
Genius does what it must.
You do what you get paid to do.

The important thing is not to stop questioning. --Albert Einstein

It can hardly be coincidence that the prime operating system of choice of the
'open source supremacists' - Linux, features commands which are poorly
disguised racist acronyms. For example: 'awk' (All White Klan) , 'sed' (shoot
nEgroes dead), 'ln' (lynch negroes), 'rpm' (raical purity mandatory), 'bash'
(bring a slave home), 'ps' (persecute sambo), 'mount' (murder or unseat nubians
today), 'fsck' (favored supreme Christian klan). I could go on and on about the
latent racist symbolism in Linux, but I fear it would take weeks to enumerate
every incidence.

Bishop Arnaud-Amaury at the fallen town of Beziers, 1206 AD, when asked by a
military commander how he should differentiate heretics from good catholics
replied with the following: "Kill them all, God will know his own."

Bylo jedenatricatyho dubna a ja nedokazala usnout. Myslela jsem na tebe, a pak se mi o tobe zdalo. V tom snu to nebylo v poradku a ja se bala... Probudila jsem se a nahmatla mobil a tam smska, zes to prehnal s pitim a ze nemuzes prijet. Brecela jsem a pak jsem se rozhodla, ze za tebou prijedu, protoze... Prece kvuli takove malickosti nezahodim den. Utrhla jsem pred domem vetvicku tresni. Zvadla ve vlaku a skoncila v kosi na brnenskym nadrazi. Ale co na tom zalezi... Prochazka kolem prehrady, pak se posadit... Zkouset to a zkouset a nakonec - misto polibku - jen smich. Diky za ten smich. :-*

Eddie Barzoon! Eddie Barzoon! Ha! I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine
rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. God's creature, right? God's special
creature? Ha! And I've warned him, Kevin, I've warned him every step of the
way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game, like a wind-up toy! Like
250 pounds of self-serving greed on wheels! The next thousand years is right
around the corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon--take a good look. Because he's
the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where
they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it could
split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals,
fiberopticly connect the world to every-eager-impulse, grease even the dullest
dreams with these dollar-green gold-played fantasies until every human becomes
an aspiring emperor! Becomes his own God! Where can you go from there? And as
for scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As
the air thickens, the water sours, even the bees honey takes on the metallic
taste of radioactivity--and it just keeps coming! And it just keeps coming!
Faster and faster! There's no chance to think, to prepare, it's `buy futures,
sell futures' when there is no future!! We've got a runaway train, boy!! We've
got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of them
reading to fist-fuck God's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach
out with their pristine cybernetic keyboards to total up their billable
hours!! And then it hits home! It's a little late in the game to buy out now!!
Your belly's too full, your dick is sore, your eyes are bloodshot, and you're
screaming for someone to help!! But guess what? There's no one there!! You're
all alone, Eddie!! You're God's special little creature!!

Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the 20th century was
entirely mine? All of it.

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-- Mrs. Byrne\'s Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and
Preposterous Words

The computer is a lot closer.
-- world chess champion Gary Kasparov on the odds of a woman earning his title

1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don\'t like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. Without you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique, in your own way.
9. Someone that you don\'t know even exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned it\'s back on you, take a look, you
most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you
probably won\'t get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner
or later will get it.
13. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel, then they\'ll know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that.

Cely svet je plny pohody,
hrosi skaci sipky do vody,
ryby zpivaji na brehu arie,
kocka s krysou tancuje,
na svete je dobre,
nikdo sa nenudi,
na svete je dobre,
bez lidi..

wicked@hysteria.sk

Kdyby Buh neexistoval, musel by se vymyslet. -- Voltaire

It does not do harm to the mystery to know a little about it. -- Richard Feynman

Ve vestibulu měla být umístěna žárovka a po zvolení správného místa jsem
nařídil montérovi, aby připojil dráty. Po chvíli práce došel k závěru, že to
musí konzultovat s inženýrem a také to udělal. Inženýr měl několik připomínek,
ale nakonec souhlasil, že lampa by měla být umístěna dva palce od místa, které
jsem označil já, načež montér pokračoval v práci. Potom inženýr začal mít
starosti a řekl mi, že bychom to měli oznámit inspektoru Averdeckovi. Zavolali
jsme tedy tuto důležitou osobu, která záležitost přezkoumala, prodiskutovala a
rozhodla, že lampa by měla být umístěna o dva palce zpět, což bylo místo, jež
jsem prve označil já! To ale nebylo všechno; Averdeck mi oznámil, že o této
věci informoval vrchního inspektora Hieronimuse a že bych měl počkat na jeho
rozhodnutí. Vrchní inspektor se však z důvodu naléhavých povinností mohl
uvolnit až za několik dní, ale nakonec přišel a následovala dvouhodinová
debata, po níž rozhodl posunout lampu o dva palce dopředu. Mé naděje, že toto
rozhodnutí je konečné, se rozplynuly, když se vrchní inspektor ke mě obrátil a
řekl mi, \"Regierunsrath Funke je příliš puntičkářský, že si netroufám dát
příkaz k umístění této lampy bez jeho výslovného schválení.\" Byly tudíž učiněny
přípravy na návštěvu tohoto významného muže. Začali jsme uklízet již časně ráno
a když Funke přišel se svojí družinou, byl slavnostně přijat. Po dvou hodinách
rozmýšlení náhle zvolal, \"Už musím jít!\", ukázal rukou na místo na stropě a
nařídil mi umístit lampu tam. Bylo to přesně ono místo, které jsem původně
vybral já!

-- Nikola Tesla

hehe ;) a ted sem pastnu tak trochu kultovni vec :]

War, war never changes. The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted,
too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around. The details are trivial
and pointless the reasons as always, purely human ones. The earth was nearly wiped
clean of life, a great cleansing. An atomic spark struck by human hands, quickly
raged out of control. Spears of nuclear fire rained from the skies, continents were
swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans. Humanity was almost extinguished,
their spirits becoming part of the background radiation that blanketed the earth.
A quiet darkness fell across the planet lasting many years. Few survived the devastation;
some had been fortunate enough to reach safety, taking shelter in great underground vaults.
When the great darkness passed, these vaults opened and their inhabitants emerged to begin
their lives again.

Byl takovy lijak, ze se vsechny svine ocistily a vsichni lide zasvinili. -- G. Lichtenberg

Little minds talk about people,
Medium minds talk about things,
Great minds talk about ideas!

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I mean, it\'s 2003, and we don\'t even have systems that we can\'t leave alone over the weekend. Where\'s the AI that\'s supposed to do all of the thinking for us, so we can actually get some free time? [Okay, there\'s that little problem with it trying to kill off all humans, but well, I\'m sure they\'ll fix that in release 2]

Měl jsem opravdovou mánii dokončit to, co jsem začal, což mě často přivádělo do nesnází. Při jedné příležitosti jsem začal číst Voltaira, ale pak jsem se ke svému zděšení dozvěděl, že existuje téměř sto velkých svazků, tištěných malými písmeny, které toto monstrum napsalo, zatímco pilo sedmdesát dva šálky černé kávy denně. Musel jsem je všechny přečíst, ale když jsem odkládal poslední knihu, byl jsem velmi rád a řekl si, \"Už nikdy více!\"
-- Nikola Tesla

Ano, zname takove obory. Napriklad moje babicka mi da zdarma rajcata. Asi by ji meli zastrelit protoze rozvraci nase zemedelstvi. Take koncerty u nas v klubu maji dobrovolne vstupne, zrejme tim ruinujeme koncertni agentury, ale my uz jsme holt takove svine. Doknce ja osobne zdarma ladim lidem s jejich PC, coz urcite skonci tikajicim balickem od sdruzeni pocitacovych poradcu.
-- pizi

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do.
-- Samuel P. Huntington

He was a very great artist at the business of designing aeroplanes, and like all great designers in the aircraft industry he was a perfect swine to deal with.

There is, of course, a good deal of explanation in the psychology for this universal characteristic of the greatest aeroplane designers. A beautiful aircraft is the expression of the genius of a great engineer who is also a great artist. It is impossible for that man to carry out the whole of the design himself; he works through a design office staffed by a hundred draugthsman or more. A hundred minds, each with their own less competent ideas, are striving to modify the chief designer\'s original conception. If the design is to appear in the end as a great artistic unity, the chief designer must be a man of immensely powerful will, capable of imposing his idea and way of doing things on each of his hundred draughtsman, so that each one is too terrified to insert any of his own ideas. If the chief designer has not got this personality and strength of will, his original conception will be distorted in the design office and will appear as just another, not-so-good aeroplane. He will not then be ranked as a good chief designer.

All really first class designers, for this reason, are both artists, engineers, and men of a powerful and intolerant temper, quick to resist the least modification of the plans, energetic in fighting the least infringement upon what they regard as their own sphere of action. If they were not so, they could not produce good aeroplanes.

-- Nevil Shute

It\'s nice to be important, but it\'s important to be nice.

The difference between children and adults is that adults have a lot more to lose when they screw up. -- Steve Alexander

``Do or do not. There is no try.\" -- Yoda

``Evil comes from denying reality. Period. You have to distort reality to rationalize evil acts.\'\'
-- Mary Gaitskill, novelist

Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -- Dale Carnegie

``Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub together. Often the very young, the untraveled, the naive, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as `empty,\' `meaningless,\' or `dishonest,\' and scorn to use them. No matter how `pure\' their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work too well at best.\'\'
-- Lazarus Long


If you\'re not corrupt, you just don\'t have enough power.

The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. -- Tom Clancy

Do only what only you can do. -- Edsger Wybe Dijkstra (1930-2002) when asked how to select a topic for research