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----- > FW: Women's Lib North East stylee
>>> > > Women's Lib International Conference
>>> > >
>>> > > The first speaker, a lady from Berkshire stood and said, "During
>>> > > last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with
>>> > > our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told
>>> > > my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and
>>> > > that he would have to do it himself.
>>> > > After
>>> > > the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but
>>> > > on the
>>>
>>> > > third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
>>> > >
>>> > > (The crowd cheered).
>>> > >
>>> > > The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last
>>> > > year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I
>>> > > would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it
>>> > > himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I
>>> > > saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not
>>> > > only his own washing, but mine as well."
>>> > >
>>> > > (The crowd again cheered).
>>> > >
>>> > > The third speaker, a Geordie lass, stood up and said, "Afta last
>>> > > year's conference, I went herm and telt that lazy ba*tard of
>>> > > mine, Geordie, that I was nae longa pickin up his beer cans,
>>> > > cookin his bait and washin his kecks and that he was gonna haf
>>> > > to de them hisell."
>>> > >
>>> > > (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for
>>> > > five long minutes).
>>> > >
>>> > > She continued.................. "Afta the first day, I nevah saw
>>> > > nowt.
>>> > > Afta the second day, I nevah saw nowt, but afta the thord day, I
>>> > > could see a little bit out me left eye."