Jen: I've got lot's of experience of all computer … thing. You know e-mails. Sending e-mails, receiving emails, deleting e-mails. Erm. I could go on…

Boss: Do!

Jen: The Web. Using mouse, mices, using mice. Erm. Clicking… double-clicking, the computer screen, of course, the keyboard, the grrls on the floor down there.

Boss: The hard drive?

(The IT Crowd:)

Leader: Gentlemen, welcome to Robot Club. The first rule of Robot Club is, you do not talk about Robot Club. The second rule of Robot Club is, you do not talk about about Robo… Wait, I got that wrong. The second rule is, no smoking.
Tim: Why aren't we allowed to smoke?
Mike: Shh! We're not supposed to talk about it.
...
Leader: ACTIVATE!

(Spaced)