sorry, not sitcom, but priceless :D
The Dictator, 2012:
"You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism."
"Kim Kardashian is a very nice girl, but unbelievably hairy! When I pulled her panties down, I thought I was looking in the mirror."
"I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on roller skates -- it means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us."
Store Customer: "God, the police are such fascist bastards."
Aladeen: "Yes, and not even in a good way."