Regina Spektor - Reginasaurus (Barfly 2004)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozejp5xV28Y
If I was a dinosaur
I’d be a Reginasaurus
And if a knew a million words
I’d have my own spektor’s thesaurus
If I was born in the merry month of May
Then I would be a taurus
And if I had some extra time on my hands
Then I’d surley join a chorus
If I was a philosophy
I’d be reginalism
And if people spoke using quates of me
They’d speak reginaisms
If I was a religion of me
Then my church would have a schism
They’d be regewish and registian and reguslim and reguddist and regatheists
But they’d still be friends!
If I was a great big city
I’d be Reginapolis
And no one would be hungry or cold
In my thriving mertopolis
Of course some people might get a real bad case of reginaitis
It’s a head ache and a heart ache
And a something and a little bit of a cute gastritis
But if I was a dinosaur
I’d be a Reginasaurus
And if a knew a million words
I’d have my own spektor’s thesaurus
If I was born in the merry month of May
Then I would be a taurus
And if I had a little extra time on my hands
Then I’d surley join a chorus...