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    FALUCIUSVědecké vtipy
    GAARQ
    GAARQ --- ---
    DUNAR_: udělal jsem si jen vlastní. no, asi by nebyla moc ve flóru :-) ale vím o spoustě kolegů, jejichž kartičku bych chtěl vidět...
    DUNAR_
    DUNAR_ --- ---
    GAARQ: super vtip! kdyby mel nekdo koule a znalosti na to, aby to udelal treba pro konkretni katedru, to by byla teprve pecka!

    DARMONLOR
    DARMONLOR --- ---
    Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
    “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
    GAARQ
    GAARQ --- ---
    DARMONLOR
    DARMONLOR --- ---
    An IPv4 address space walks into a bar: "A strong CIDR please. I'm exhausted."
    MILKOV
    MILKOV --- ---
    Jak měří blondýnka pozadí?
    Scintilační sondou v rektu.
    TERRANCE
    TERRANCE --- ---
    Yo mamma is so fat that she sat on a binary tree and squished it into a linked list in O(1) time.
    MASSO
    MASSO --- ---
    ona: Míšo, mě je smutno..
    ona: řekni mi něco pozitivního...
    on: proton
    JONAS
    JONAS --- ---
    starý, ale třeba potěší
    YouTube - "Fear the Boom and Bust" a Hayek vs. Keynes Rap Anthem
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0nERTFo-Sk
    LISKNI_SI
    LISKNI_SI --- ---
    A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
    The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.
    The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.
    The statistician yells "We got him!"
    DASIK
    DASIK --- ---
    YouTube - Zheng Lab - Bad Project (Lady Gaga parody)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl4L4M8m4d0&feature=player_embedded
    GAISAKA
    GAISAKA --- ---
    GAISAKA: Vlevo primátka a vpravo primát, samozřejmě,)
    GAISAKA
    GAISAKA --- ---
    Není to přímo vtip, my (soc. kognitivci, kulturní neurovědci a podobná svoloč) přemýšlíme nad podobnýma věcma neustále, ale ten obrázek mě rozsekal,)

    "If this theory is correct, we should find a strong sexual asymetry regarding the use of trucks. And indeed, psychologists (see here for instance) have observed strong sex difference. It is actually one of the most robust human behavioral sex differences, with young boys using their toys to do physical activities (throwing them, pushing them, etc.) and girls using their toys to tell stories or do social activities. Recent studies suggest that this sex difference is even present among non human primates."



    Zdroj a více na: http://www.cognitionandculture.net/Nicolas-Blog/the-evolutionary-and-cognitive-basis-of-the-cultural-success-of-garbage-trucks-among-western-toddlers.html
    HAWKS
    HAWKS --- ---
    <a> schrodingerovu kocku na gymplu brat nebudete
    <b> a nebo taky jo..
    GREATDRAKE
    GREATDRAKE --- ---


    Tričko pro algebraiky... zásadní otázka zůstává, co je to tedy za velikost.
    RAINBOF
    RAINBOF --- ---
    moje hlasovka:
    Dovolali jste se do absolutna. Vaše žádost bude kladně ignorována.
    RAGUPKI
    RAGUPKI --- ---
    HARALD: Myslím, že se to týká vědy mnohem víc, než tisíc narážek na Schrödingerovu kočku v baru. Nebo je tohle klub "Vtipy, které by neměl pochopit nikdo bez čtyř doktorátů?"

    To mi připomíná:



    Last week, we busted the myth that electroweak gauge symmetry is broken by the Higgs mechanism. We'll also examine the existence of God and whether true love exists.
    NIXX
    NIXX --- ---
    HARALD: Je to rozhodne vic vedecky vtip nez tvuj prispevek ;-)

    'Biologists think they are biochemists, Biochemists think they are Physical Chemists, Physical Chemists think they are Physicists, Physicists think they are Gods, And God thinks he is a Mathematician.'
    GAARQ
    GAARQ --- ---
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