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    FALUCIUSVědecké vtipy
    PAN_SPRCHA
    PAN_SPRCHA --- ---
    SUMIE_DH: takhle vypadaly prakticky všechny moje zápisky
    SUMIE_DH
    SUMIE_DH --- ---
    HWLLFFRDD
    HWLLFFRDD --- ---
    H3AD3AD
    H3AD3AD --- ---
    SINECURVE
    SINECURVE --- ---
    tohle neni kytovec __to je snad jasne :)

    DARMONLOR
    DARMONLOR --- ---
    #overlyhonestmethods
    #overlyhonestmethods - Imgur
    http://imgur.com/a/HMBAH
    ANDREW_SHEER
    ANDREW_SHEER --- ---
    Nevím, jestli to tu proběhlo. Během mých studií mě to celkem pobavilo:)
    Daniel Scheirich - Homepage
    http://www-ucjf.troja.mff.cuni.cz/scheirich/index.php?s=4&strip=1
    FALUCIUS
    FALUCIUS --- ---
    Pro ty neschopné flákání: Mě dostali tydle:

    Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

    " A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer stay in a hotel.
    The engineer is awakened by a smell and gets up to check it. He finds a fire in the hallway, sees a nearby fire extinguisher and after extinguishing it, goes back to bed.
    Later that night, the physicist gets up, again because of the smell of fire. After calculating air pressure, flame temperature and projected trajectories, he extinguishes the fire with the minimal required fluid.
    The punchline has been left as an exercise for the reader. "

    Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.- Pavlov's Dog

    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

    Entropy: Shit breaks.
    (From a Statics class): Shit don't move.
    Newton's Third Law: Shit hits back.
    First Law of Thermodynamics: You can't win.
    Second Law of Thermodynamics: You can't break even.
    Third Law of Thermodynamics: You can't stop playing.
    87HIGHFLYER
    87HIGHFLYER --- ---
    hoďte sem ještě nějaký pro lidi, kterejm zaměstnavatel zakázal flákat se v práci:)
    JAZZZ
    JAZZZ --- ---
    PIZI: ty jsou super :)


    Q: What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

    A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
    PIZI
    PIZI --- ---
    C6H12O6 - Glukóza. Auto se jmenuje Nissan Cube, takže kostka cukru.

    FURAN
    FURAN --- ---


    Blížím se asymptoticky k maximální výšce. Příště budu podávat na hlubokém talíři. Pod pizzou je také místo :)
    FATBOZZ
    FATBOZZ --- ---
    DAROS
    DAROS --- ---
    pls nemá někdo takovy obrazek je na nem rubikovka a škola a jeji skladani a na druhé strane je praxe kde stetcem premalovavaji ?
    RED_KOMUSO
    RED_KOMUSO --- ---
    SALVATOR
    SALVATOR --- ---
    ALDARION: Díky, tak daleko sem nedočet. Sem ale trochu zklamanej, abych pravdu řek...
    ALDARION
    ALDARION --- ---
    Dlouho jsem přemýšlel, jak by tohle mohl být odkaz na ekonomickou "whale curve" a pak jsem na
    N4RC0T1Cově odkazu objevil "Original Creator's note: The check meant it was correct. The reason he gave it to me was because we hadn't covered the material in class yet, everyone got that question correct. "
    SALVATOR
    SALVATOR --- ---
    N4RC0T1C: Jj, já zkoušel Wolfram Alpha a nějakou podobnost tam taky vidim, ale to nebude ono.
    Kliknutím sem můžete změnit nastavení reklam