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    FALUCIUSVědecké vtipy
    Pokud je v tom něco vědeckýho a je to k něčemu, hažte to sem. Berem všechno: chemii, fyziku, filozofii, matematiku, psychologii... a další


    Za přílišné a především opakované OT budou dárkové poukazy v podobě RO a ovocných košů s banány.

    Kecy k věci tu nechám, hlavně když budou vtipný. Zbytek mažu.





    Ňáký odkazy... vozte to sem na dvoukoláku a pište to tam hráběma.
    http://wiki.matfyz.cz/wiki/Category:Humor
    http://www.frozen-planet.mysteria.cz/pages/vtipy/m-vtipy.php
    http://fora.tv/2009/11/08/Science_Laughs_Science_Comedi
    rozbalit záhlaví
    KAERO
    KAERO --- ---
    AXTHEB: hm, sem zvedavy, takze: mas potvrzeny puvod?
    AXTHEB
    AXTHEB --- ---
    OLTSKUL: Je pěkný číst starej českej socialistickej vtip v angličtině.
    OLTSKUL
    OLTSKUL --- ---
    to je ale smutne:

    A math professor, John, is having problems with his sink, so he calls a plumber. The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways.

    The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumber and triple your salary. Just make sure you say you only made it to 6th grade, they don't like educated people."

    The professor takes him up on the offer and becomes a plumber. His salary triples and he doesn't have to work nearly as hard. But the company makes an announcement that all of their plumbers must get a 7th grade education. So they all go to night school.

    On the first day of night school they all attend math class. The teacher wants to gauge the class so he asks John, "What is the formula for the area of a circle?" John walks up to the board and is about to write the formula when he realizes he has forgotten it. So he begins to attempt to derive the formula, filling the board with complicated mathematics. He ends up figuring out it is negative pi times radius squared. He thinks the minus doesn't belong so he starts over, but again he comes up with the same equation. After staring at the board for a minute he looks out at the other plumbers and sees that they are all whispering, "Switch the limits on the integral!"
    ASNEK
    ASNEK --- ---
    radsi nez copy paste...
    nektere tu mozna uz byli anebo to jsou variace na zname ale celkem ujdou...
    Vtipy z prostředí vědy, aneb smích s vyšším IQ - National Geographic
    http://www.national-geographic.cz/...ok-ng&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=facebook-page#.VYMDKvmqqkq
    HRAFNAIN
    HRAFNAIN --- ---
    PRAASHEK
    PRAASHEK --- ---
    já si ji taky pořídím, ale v modrém provedení
    JVMLOK
    JVMLOK --- ---
    LONESTAR: must have
    LONESTAR
    LONESTAR --- ---
    PRAASHEK
    PRAASHEK --- ---
    MYYYSHA: bonus frame nevidno
    RAGUPKI
    RAGUPKI --- ---
    MYYYSHA: 20 let je blbost, to ještě pořád žijou profesoři, kteří si na tom postavili kariéru. Ve skutečnosti:
    20 years later - Hmm, Nature won't publish us anymore. How about using graphene? 40 years later - atd.
    _OZZY_
    _OZZY_ --- ---
    MYYYSHA
    MYYYSHA --- ---

    TURNPIKE
    TURNPIKE --- ---
    SIRIEN
    SIRIEN --- ---
    hh, MAR_TINA ve vysvětlovacím auditku:

    SINECURVE
    SINECURVE --- ---
    GUMBA
    GUMBA --- ---
    OLTSKUL: Jaj stara dobra gravity.exe, ac 2D, tak to byla skvela zabava. Kdysi jsem si v tom udelal Castor - dve dvojhvezdy obihajici okolo spolecneho teziste a okolo celeho jeste trpaslici dvojhvezda :)
    OLTSKUL
    OLTSKUL --- ---
    chtel jsem rict gravity.exe prestala pracovat... ale simulace odstredive a dostredive sily ma najednou vetsi misto na procesoru:

    Stopped engine aerobatics
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZBcapxGHjE&feature=youtu.be&t=2m13s
    BLACKHEAD
    BLACKHEAD --- ---
    BANANZLUTY & FATBOZZ: Ja bych k tomu napsal neco jako:
    "Oh, all those curvy lines..." ;-)
    BANANZLUTY
    BANANZLUTY --- ---
    FATBOZZ: Curves, hehe, to je jako kurvy, zejo
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