ALDARION: Jen pokud to omlátíš o koňskou či oslí kůži, abys to aktivoval.

ALDARION: Jo a zliskat se homeopatickym rumem - to bude stacit par kapek na dokonalou opici :)

OK, takže homeopaticky vzato je lepší chodit plavat rovnou do žumpy, než do bazénu, v němž je to určitě v malém množství, homeopaticky naředěné? ;)

1) čím víc je látka rozředěná, tím je její účinek větší
2) jsme neustále vystaveni působení velkého množství homeopaticky zředěných látek.

To je homeopatická pravda.

MATHEZ: Má štěstí, holka. Kdyby je rozpustila v kanystru s vodou, mohlo bejt po ní.

tohle sem taky muze patrit :))
TIL that in 2009 Billy Joel's daughter tried to commit suicide by taking a bunch of homeopathic pills. She survived. : todayilearned
https://www.reddit.com/...ayilearned/comments/6e3ryu/til_that_in_2009_billy_joels_daughter_tried_to/

(VANEK: A tady je to vyhraněněji:
Why the “Conceptual Penis” hoax was a bust: It only reveals the lack of skepticism among skeptics - Salon.com
http://www.salon.com/...penis-hoax-was-a-bust-it-only-reveals-the-lack-of-skepticism-among-skeptics/
Why the "Conceptual Penis" Hoax is Just a Big Cock Up. - Bleeding Heart Libertarians
http://bleedingheartlibertarians.com/2017/05/conceptual-penis-hoax-just-big-cock/

In the fall of 1972 President Nixon announced that the rate of increase of inflation was decreasing. This was the first time a sitting president used the third derivative to advance his case for reelection.

Tohle je genialne vtipna (a zaroven dost prisna) recenze, jen je asi k plnejsimu doceneni potreba znat trochu zargonu z QFT: https://www.amazon.com/...er-reviews/R3SI9VQ515MB8U/ref=cm_cr_getr_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1107034736
A tohle je taky uderny: :) https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

KAERO: Je to umelecka prace, jen doplnek k prakticke casti. Vtipne je to v tomto pripade umyslne.

a tady je slovo "scientist", tak to tu taky patri:
[ YAMAOTOKO @ USTAV . PRO . DUSEVNE . VYSMATE ]

tenhle vtip uz tu byl, ale libi se mi to podani - kdyz to napise inzernyrka z MIT, ma to grady:

vzato z http://www.osel.cz/9315-inzenyri-mit-stvorili-biologicky-inspirovany-strom-na-cipu.html

SATAI: TLDR: One of the biggest questions facing peer-reviewed publishing is, “Are pay-to-publish, open-access journals the future of academic publishing?” We seem to have answered that question with a large red, “No!”
[...] For a minimal payment of $625, Cogent Social Sciences was ready to publish, “The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct.”

Skeptic » Reading Room » The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct: A Sokal-Style Hoax on Gender Studies
http://www.skeptic.com/..._room/conceptual-penis-social-contruct-sokal-style-hoax-on-gender-studies/