SEJDA: c.arj

NAVARA: je to spise do klubu pro pametniky, nebo pro konspiratory.

Kvalitni studie typu kdyz se vecer nudite v laboratori:
https://web.archive.org/web/20100708230258/http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

Abstract:
Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

ASNEK: c.rar

HNILOB: Je to relativní...

Nejsou ošklivé ženy. Jsou jen ženy, které používají špatné filtry.

BROUKOID: Že by kurtos3s ? :-)

HNILOB: rekl bych ze kurtosis, ale nechapu to i=3

Kdybyste se někdo nudili

VOYTEX: nojo, maj recht. dokonce i cerstvy dub cer ma vyssi hustotu. na ten guajak by nestacilo ani nahradit kyslik izotopem 18 a vodik triciem. smejd jeden tezky. kompletne zbortil logicke odvozeni zpusobu odhalovani carodejnic:

Monty Python
Witch Scene Script

Cast:
(V) Sir Vladimir
(King) King is Arthur, King of the Britains!
(W) 'Witch' woman
(P1,P2,P3) Peasants one, two and three

Peasants: We have found a witch! (A witch! a witch!)
Burn her burn her!

Peasant 1: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
(cheers)
Vladimir: How do you known she is a witch?
P2: She looks like one!
V: Bring her forward
(advance)
Woman: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
V: ehh... but you are dressed like one.
W: They dressed me up like this!
All: naah no we didn't... no.
W: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
(V lifts up carrot)
V: Well?
P1: Well we did do the nose
V: The nose?
P1: ...And the hat, but she is a witch!
(all: yeah, burn her burn her!)
V: Did you dress her up like this?
P1: No! (no no... no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart!
(P3 points at wart)
V: What makes you think she is a witch?
P2: Well, she turned me into a newt!
V: A newt?!
(P2 pause & look around)
P2: I got better.
(pause)
P3: Burn her anyway! (burn her burn her burn!)
(king walks in)
V: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
P1: Are there? Well then tell us! (tell us)
V: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn)
V: What do you burn apart from witches?
P1: More witches! (P2 nudge P1)
(pause)
P3: Wood!
V: So, why do witches burn?
(long pause)
P2: Cuz they're made of... wood?
V: Gooood.
(crowd congratulates P2)
V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
P1: Build a bridge out of her!
V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
P1: Oh yeah...
V: Does wood sink in water?
P1: No
P3: No. It floats!
P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
V: What also floats in water?
P1: Bread
P3: Apples
P2: Very small rocks
(V looks annoyed)
P1: Cider
P3: Grape gravy
P1: Cherries
P3: Mud
King: A Duck!
(all look and stare at king)
V: Exactly! So, logically...
P1(thinking): If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
V: And therefore,
(pause & think)
P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)
V: We shall use my largest scales.
(V jumps down)
----------------------------end?---------------------------------
(walk over while cheering)
(push her into scale)
V: Right, remove the stops!
(wait while scales remains still)
All: A witch! burn her burn her!!

ERGOSUM: toto mi pripomina internetove mudrce v akvaristickych skupinach .. obsah soli se v kohoutkove vode lisi po CR az 30x (nejnizsi vs nejvyssi koncentrace), kdyz by se vzaly vsechny povrchove, rybnikove vody, tak to bude jiste jeste vice. Takze diskuze na tema "co se potopi", musi byt i v takove prtave prdeli jako je Cesko nutne podminena konkretni lokalitou tj. kvalitou vody, a to i kdybych zanedbaval tebou zminene extremy ;)