BROUKOID: podle jména asi PRAASHEK

Priznejte se, nic se vam nestane: kdo z vas je Aaron Reich?

SKORZENY: ne, pod tagem asteroid vylezou i clanky od WALLA! nebo MAARIV,
kteri pisou normalne.

Ten typek si z toho dela docela prdel. Treba v clanku "Asteroid the size of 81 bulldogs ..." pise:
"Asteroid 2021 JA5 is estimated by NASA to have a diameter of as much as 31 meters. To put that into perspective for the metrically-challenged (our beloved American readers), consider a more relatable unit of measurement – especially if you live in the state of Georgia. That's right, it's the bulldog."

Jsem zjistil, ze nejaky Aaron Reich z The Jerusalem Post je specialista na mereni velikosti asteroidu v jednotkach ruznych zvirat apod. Maly prehled jeho clanku:
Soccer field-sized asteroid to pass Earth Thursday - NASA
Elephant-sized asteroid to skim past Earth in close flyby - NASA
Comet the size of Jerusalem's Old City flying by Earth - and you can watch
2 asteroids the size of 22 penguins to pass Earth this weekend - NASA
2 asteroids the size of 100 pugs to pass Earth Tuesday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 100 Oscar awards to pass very close to Earth - NASA
Asteroid half the size of fighter jet may nearly hit Earth Friday - NASA
Huge asteroid the size of 16 humpback whales to pass Earth Friday - NASA
Asteroid twice the size of Super Bowl trophy impacts near France - NASA
Corgi-sized meteor as heavy as 4 baby elephants hit Texas - NASA
Asteroid the size of 14 flamingos to skim past Earth Wednesday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 145 horses to pass Earth on Purim - NASA
Asteroid the size of 112 camels to pass Earth Wednesday - NASA
New asteroid the size of 27 pandas could hit the Earth in 2046 - ESA, NASA
Asteroid the size of 69 American alligators to pass Earth Tuesday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 23 borzoi dogs to pass Earth Saturday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 22 tuna fish to fly closer to Earth than the Moon - NASA
Asteroid the size of 33 armadillos to pass Earth Sunday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 18 platypus to fly closer to Earth than Moon - NASA
Asteroid the size of 787 matzahs set to pass over Earth on Passover - NASA
Meteorites as heavy as squirrels hit Maine - NASA
Asteroid the size of 48 eggplants to pass Earth Tuesday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 6 Darth Vaders to pass Earth on Star Wars Day - NASA
Meteor the size of pork roll sandwich crashes through New Jersey home
Asteroid the size of 18 walruses to pass Earth on Sunday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 20 bald eagles to pass close to Earth Monday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 28 sheep to ram past the Earth - NASA
Titanic asteroid the size of 84 orcas to pass Earth on Monday - NASA
Colossal asteroid the size of 99 narwhals to pass Earth Thursday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 15 alpacas to fly past Earth on Monday - NASA
Asteroid twice the size of the Titanic to pass Earth Saturday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 3,500 Big Mac hamburgers to pass Earth - NASA
Asteroid the size of 100 hot dogs to pass Earth on Monday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 35 chickens to pass Earth on Saturday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 45 aardvarks to fly past Earth Wednesday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 100 Barbie dolls to pass Earth on Thursday - NASA
AI spots huge asteroid the size of 182 beavers that humans missed
Asteroid the size of 81 bulldogs to pass Earth on Wednesday - NASA
Giant asteroid the size of 1,000 capybaras to pass Earth Tuesday - NASA
Asteroid the size of two ducks impacts above Germany
Asteroid the size of 64 Canada geese to pass Earth Tuesday - NASA
Asteroid the size of eight Taylor Swifts to pass Earth Tuesday - NASA
Satellite the size of 6 tigers to crash into Earth's atmosphere Wednesday - ESA
Asteroid the size of 6 peacocks to fly close to Earth on Thursday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 543 McDonald's French fries to pass Earth Friday - NASA
Asteroid the size of 89 wolverines to pass Earth on Monday, March 25 - NASA

MHO: Můžeš také nasypat souvislou řadu zrní, slepici po ní kopnout a dle chybějících zrn určit její obvod.

HEJSEK23: podle mně se krmí tak, že chovatel nasype zrníčka do přesně definovaných vzdáleností před ní. A pak jí jemným kopem rozkutálí tak šikovně, aby měla zobák dole přesně na zrníčku. Ještě by to šlo doplnit nějakým sypáním zezhora, kde by zrníčka padala o půl fáze posunutě.

FJERTIL: tak tak, štěstím se zabývá chemie.

NELLAS: to je prosím slepice po nevěře s pštrosem ;)

NELLAS: Fyzika se neptá po osobním štěstí.

NELLAS: a teď ti připadá šťastné? :D

KAERO: Obávám se, že by se mu to nemuselo úplně líbit :")

NELLAS: Teď už jen strčit ho do vakua...

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