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    FALUCIUSVědecké vtipy
    Pokud je v tom něco vědeckýho a je to k něčemu, hažte to sem. Berem všechno: chemii, fyziku, filozofii, matematiku, psychologii... a další


    Za přílišné a především opakované OT budou dárkové poukazy v podobě RO a ovocných košů s banány.

    Kecy k věci tu nechám, hlavně když budou vtipný. Zbytek mažu.





    Ňáký odkazy... vozte to sem na dvoukoláku a pište to tam hráběma.
    http://wiki.matfyz.cz/wiki/Category:Humor
    http://www.frozen-planet.mysteria.cz/pages/vtipy/m-vtipy.php
    http://fora.tv/2009/11/08/Science_Laughs_Science_Comedi
    rozbalit záhlaví
    ILTU
    ILTU --- ---
    KAERO: To nemá chybu!
    KAERO
    KAERO --- ---
    Koukam na wiki, jak je to s historii bilionu - dlouha a kratka skala. Takze - za vsechno pry muzou (jako obvykle) frantici. Ale cele je to uplna komedie. Frantici pouzili dlouhou skalu, tu prevzali britove, frantici pak presli na kratkou skalu, tu prevzali amici, frantici presli zpatky na dlouhou skalu, a nasledne britove v minulem stoleti neodolali kulturnimu vlivu amiku a presli na kratkou skalu.

    A uplne nejlepsi je zapis komunikace mezi britskym ministrem a premierem z roku 1974, kdy premier obhajuje pouziti kratke skaly aby nevznikaly zmatky:

    "Mr Maxwell-Hyslop asked the Prime Minister whether he will make it the
    practice of his administration that when Ministers employ the word “billion” in any
    official speeches, documents, or answers to Parliamentaty Questions, they will,
    to avoid confusion, only do so in its British meaning of 1 million million and not in
    the sense used in the United States of America, which uses the term “billion” to
    mean 1,000 million.
    The Prime Minister: No. The word “billion” is now used internationally to mean
    1,000 million and it would be confusing if British Ministers were to use it in any
    other sense. I accept that it could still be interpreted in this country as 1 million
    million and I shall ask my colleagues to ensure that, if they do use it, there
    should be no ambiguity as to its meaning. (HC Deb 20.12.1974 c711-2W)"

    Pricemz bilion etymologicky znamena milion na druhou, takze dlouha skala.

    Zdroje: meriam webster:

    "Billion was borrowed from French in the late 1600s to indicate the number one million raised to the power of two, or a million million—a number represented by a 1 followed by 12 zeros. However, the French later changed their naming conventions so that a billion became a thousand million (a 1 followed by 9 zeros) and a trillion became a thousand thousand million (or a million million, the old billion). The French have since returned to the older system, but it was this new system that was adopted by American English speakers in the 1800s. In Britain, the newer system has seen increasing use since the 1950s, but the older sense is still sometimes used there as well."
    Billion Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/billion

    The Oxford English Dictionary: "billion, purposely formed in 16th c. to denote the second power of a million (by substituting BI- prefix for the initial letters), trillion and quadrillion being similarly formed to denote its 3rd and 4th powers. The name appears not to have been adopted in Eng. before the end of the 17th ... Subsequently the application of the word was changed by French arithmeticians, figures being divided in numeration into groups of threes, instead of sixes, so that F. billion, trillion, denoted not the second and third powers of a million, but a thousand millions and a thousand thousand millions. In the 19th century, the U.S. adopted the French convention, but Britain retained the original and etymological use (to which France reverted in 1948). Since 1951 the U.S. value, a thousand millions, has been increasingly used in Britain, especially in technical writing and, more recently, in journalism; but the older sense ‘a million millions’ is still common."

    http://researchbriefings.files.parliament.uk/documents/SN04440/SN04440.pdf
    KAERO
    KAERO --- ---
    Budu to brat jako vtip:
    "Pevné zemské jádro zavěšené v tekutém vnějším jádru a ukotvené gravitací se otáčí..."
    Protoze predstava jadra zaveseneho na obrazku s kotvou z gravitace me proste prisla vtipna.
    Zdroj: https://www.idnes.cz/technet/veda/seiasmicka-cinost-jadro-zeme-rotace-otaceni.A240621_162411_veda_vse
    KENJIRO
    KENJIRO --- ---
    SUMIE_DH
    SUMIE_DH --- ---
    Z vlastni zahradky kterou spravuji https://disboard.org/server/672769544028422144

    PALEONTOLOG
    PALEONTOLOG --- ---
    HRAFNAIN: alan becker je celej skvělej, svým způsobem lepší než věci pro děti než v kinech
    HRAFNAIN
    HRAFNAIN --- ---
    ELDERIK: nejlepší biják, jakej jsem za poslední dobu viděl
    QWWERTY
    QWWERTY --- ---
    KAMAHL
    KAMAHL --- ---
    E2E4
    E2E4 --- ---
    HNILOB: taky můžu doporučit tu stavebnici boffin.
    ALCATOR
    ALCATOR --- ---
    HOWKING: Ty jo, zaplať pánbůh, že ho vykopli z Iron Man 2 a nahradili Donem Cheadlem. To by byl takovej clusterfuck, mít tohodle pošuka jako "vzor pro děti"...
    HOWKING
    HOWKING --- ---
    Sabina je nejvtipnější baba co znám :D
    Actor Claims His New Theory of Everything Improves Physics
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZegwJVC_Pc
    HRAFNAIN
    HRAFNAIN --- ---
    BROUKOID: to nic, to se vypere
    BROUKOID
    BROUKOID --- ---
    HRAFNAIN: a) moda, b) ventilace
    HRAFNAIN
    HRAFNAIN --- ---
    BROUKOID: Jo a co ty děravý tepláky!
    BROUKOID
    BROUKOID --- ---
    XBAHNO: navic pak ziska skvelou paku na deti - nezlob, nebo ti zabavim pajecku (uspesne provozovala moje matka)!
    HRAFNAIN
    HRAFNAIN --- ---
    An electron and a positron go into a bar.
    Positron: "You're round."
    Electron: "Are you sure?"
    Positron: "I'm positive."

    Scientists tell us their favourite jokes: 'An electron and a positron walked into a bar…' | Science | The Guardian
    https://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/dec/29/scientists-favourite-jokes
    HRAFNAIN
    HRAFNAIN --- ---
    tak Polytronic to asi byl

    https://aukro.cz/polytronic-abc-stara-elektronicka-stavebnice-ddr-ndr-7061570495

    sry za OT, ale zvídavost se musí pestovat
    HRAFNAIN
    HRAFNAIN --- ---
    Nepájivé kontaktní pole, a pár součástek k tomu, moje dvanáctileté já jásá
    no nevím jak v devíti
    kdysi existovala taková stavebnice Elektronik, tuším východoněmecká, možná dneska je jinej ekvivalent
    Kliknutím sem můžete změnit nastavení reklam