některý jsou vtipný:
Dear Ayn,
I caught my wife reading Atlas Shrugged the other day. She’s been acting strange ever since: yelling for no reason, physically harming children, stealing from those poorer than us, hating other women. Do you know what’s wrong?
Sincerely,
Atlas My Love Has Come Again
Dear Atlas,
Women can’t read.
Ayn
***************
Dear Ayn,
My baby daughter is turning one year old, and I don’t know if I should throw her a birthday party or not. What should I do? I’d appreciate any advice.
- One is the Loneliest Number
Dear One,
DO NOT reward this tiny unemployed Jew with a party. Your so-called “baby” is most likely an immigrant (read: LAZYBONE) who doesn’t contribute to her family’s income and gives terrible, poor-people gifts like HD-DVDs and sand. Unrelated question: does your baby have any spare hands?
Hope this helps,
Ayn