ADAMIRA: Nezabila sebe ale svého potomka...?

ADAMIRA: mas pravdu. Darwin to urcite neni a az tak strasny fail taky ne (i kdyz to vypada ze se na konci gifu prastil celem o tu postel nebo co to je), ale nemoh jsem si pomoct:)

_THE_WOLF_: na http://darwinawards.com to uploadli hned tri ruzni lidi, trikrat zamitnuto, vtipny je, jak Candi ma hodne co rict k veci :)

Slush Pile: 2 died trying to dismantle grenade
http://darwinawards.com/reject/new/pending20131215-041131.html

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Thanks, but we don't accept submissions that are just links. Links tend to change, expire, etc. so a writeup with all the details is required. That way we have something useful if the link fails for any reason.

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
What Bruce said.

Slush Pile: Police officer blow up himself
http://darwinawards.com/reject/new/pending20131215-051555.html

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
Thanks, but it sounds like the mother would be considered a hurt bystander if the son was responsible for the explosion.

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
What Bruce said.

Slush Pile: Two-in-one Darwin
http://darwinawards.com/reject/new/pending20131215-061136.html

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks, Marian, but we have a lot of stories very similar to this in our archives. Wherever wars have been fought people have collected memorabilia, and often times it involves unexploded ordinance. We've received very similar stories from all over the world, including throughout Europe, Vietnam, the Middle East, and even the United States.

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
What Bruce said.

BRUKEV: Mě baví ten týpek nahoře uprostřed, v těch bílejch kalhotech. Dokud zloděj škube tašku tak se jen opírá. Pak se otočí a klidně sleduje jak zloděje šmelcuje vlak na fidloprčičky. To musel bejt Anglán aby zachoval tenhle klid. :)

SYLVAEN: super jsou ti lidi stojí u plexi vlevo. Jak škube tašku, tak se všichni otočí a jen koukají. Pak se maník dostane pod kola a většina z nich (ženský) se opět v šoku odvrací, nebo aspon zakrývají tvář:)

ANGLAN: [ SKRU @ Blogger Fuxoft řekl(a): "budeš muset vyhledat zde služeb prvního Akceleranta" ]