4PTO: translate from czech into english - king james bible style, sprinkle with biblical metaphores:
Verily, consider thou that an atom be as a small tabernacle with a roof, crafted by the hands of the Almighty, wherein dwelleth persons (electrons) akin to the faithful, and the cornerstone substances (protons and neutrons) as the foundation of the Temple. And lo, when an event cometh to pass, fiery as the burning bush or resplendent as the star over Bethlehem (or other manifestations of the Lord's great energy), it hath the power to rend asunder that sacred roof, and some amongst the elect (the electrons) may be cast forth as Jonah from the whale. In this divine revelation, the site of our humble tabernacle is transfigured, as Moses’ countenance was changed on Mount Sinai, and a number of these humble sojourners (electrons) mayst embark upon a journey akin to the Exodus, finding freedom in the vast wilderness of creation.