‘Hello, my name is Glyphorgacallitrig. I am what you refer to as a ‘Grey’
(Tapping on the microphone)
Just so you guys know, a man named Dwight Eisenhower signed an agreement with us in 1955 that gave us permission to abduct you, subject you to experimentation and you were not to ever be told about any of it!’
Yeah, like that.
So then we’d know our government has been lying to us for 75 years and we’re not too pleased. The aliens are quite happy, though, because we are about to rip our civilization to shreds and they will be there to pick up the pieces.