LEXXA: Jóó, Co poslouchat taky vždycky čtu. :))

CO: Wanastowi Vjecy: Torpédo

PROČ: "Dědo, Wanastowky jsou zpátky!" "Jak zpátky?" děsí se babička Floriánová. "P.B.Ch. tady minule nazvracel do piána a odpad v koupelně byl zase plnej Kodymovejch vlasů." "Neboj babi, jenom vydali novou desku. Když vyšla ta předešlá, to jsem byl ještě študák, už se mi po nich stejskalo. " "A jaký to je?" ptá se opatrně děda. Ostatně to on minule všem naléval ještě do druhé nožky. "No, jsou prostě zpátky s celou parádou." "Jak zpátky?" děsí se babička. "P.B.Ch. tady minule..."

OD KOHO: Sony BMG

ja ten vodafounuv newsletter proste miluji. polozka co poslouchat.

Nine Inch Nails: The Downward Spiral

PROČ: "Dal bych si nějaký pořádný maso!" poroučí si děda Florián. "Ty toho nemáš dost? Před chvilkou ses cpal ovarem," děsí se babička. "Radši tu krev pořádně míchej odspoda, ať se ti to nesrazí." "No dyk, potřeboval bych právě nějakej pořádnej nářez, aby mi to líp odsejpalo." "Hele, dědo, k míchání krve jedině Nine Inch Nails," radím mu dobromyslně. A taky že jo. Za chvilku už si Floriánek prozpěvuje: "Hey, pig, yeah, you!"

OD KOHO: Nothing Records

From: ___
Subject: Obarveni tagu
Date: 5.1.2007 07:30

Milí korektoři,

pokud by se k vám dostal do ruky překlad, ve kterém horlivý překladatel obarvil všechny skryté tagy z původní tmavomodré (respektive šedé) barvy na jinou, měli bychom to opravit. Vylepšený postup této opravy naleznete v přiloženém e-mailu.

Hodně štěstí!

Gábina

NASA: lol .-DDD

JIMMI15: ted me dostal mail od kamosky - nejakej slabej vtip, ale:
# ------------ Původní zpráva ------------
# Od: Věra Pohlová <xxx@xxx.cz>
# Předmět: Fwd:FW: Spoření
# Datum: 21.12.2006 08:59:01

:-)))))

jinak komu by to, co mu chodi do mailu nestacilo, tak tady je docela slusna databaze ruznych slunickovych mailu a podobnych uletu...

http://www.hoax.cz/cze/index.php?action=hoax_database

DEIKSAC: mmm.... sice bulharstina nezna deklinaci ale jmeno Daniel v patem pade existuje.

Oleg Curtev napsal(a):
> HI Daniel sorry for keyboard mistakes :
> This is correct text :
> Благодаря Даниел.
> Аз ще бъда във офиса някаде към края на седмицата.
>
> ;-)
>
> Oleg Curtev wrote:
>> Благодаря Даниел.
>> Аз ще бада вав офиса някаде кам края на седмицата.
>>
>> Всичко наихубаво
>> Олег
>> ----------------------
>>
>> Konstantinos Zervas wrote:
>>> ευχαριστω πολυ

# ------------ Původní zpráva ------------
# Od:
# Předmět: MAGICKA KOULE
# Datum: 08.11.2006 03:55:22
# ----------------------------------------
#
#
#
# Tak toto je JEDNIČKA mezi e-maily, které kdosi letos dostal (viz. odkaz na
# stránky dole)
#
# Myslete si dvojmístné číslo, spočítejte jeho cifry a výsledek odečtěte od
# původního čísla. V tabulce vyhledejte výsledné číslo a koncentrujte mysl na
# symbol při něm. Potom klikněte na kouli....
#
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# http://www.messe-ideen.de/upload/magische-zauberkugel.swf
#
# Funguje Vám to????
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# Doprčic, ono to i odhalí, když se spleteš v počítání...
#
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JIMMI15: sakryš mě to chodí bez toho pozadí :-)

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Ahoj hvezdicko,

upozornujeme s ANDELY SVETLA na dulezite schema obr.2000 o pozici lidi tady na planete Zemi

Varujeme taky pred CIPOVOU TOTALITOU !

pres 7000 stran textu a 2000 obrazku a novinovych clanku najdete na adrese
WWW.ANDELE-SVETLA.CZ

Dominika s laskou pro lidi

MILACKU

THIS IS LOVE, WHEN I INCIDENTALLY MEET A WOMAN AND I FEEL SHE IS ...THE
WOMAN I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL MY LIFE!!!!!

...SEE GERMAN LETTER AND PHOTOS FOR YOU!!!!!

NA CELY ZIVOT...!!!!!

CHYBAS MI

STRATOS (Hersonisos-Kreta)

P.S: I'm a Greek man (as you know), so please answer to me in Englsih
language.

ted uz jenom Teprdel na zvyseni efektivity a progrsivni vyuzivani casu

jasna reakce :)
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_THE_WOLF_: kvuli toho :DDD

jestli me neco desi, tak to, ze ta slecna bude mit za dva roky volebni pravo ;-)