Team,

please review the plan.

Thanks,
Oral

Sice spam, ale myslím pozoruhodně dementní:

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To chce - jako v reklamních kampaních - vyvolat zvědavost, abych odepsal, oč jde, a on na mě ty milióny vybalí až potom, nebo co?

odpoved z japonskeho webshopu psana nefalsovanou engrish:

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mui - koukam mas stesti na super kolegy :)

sem si trosku hral u otce v praci a nechtene sem se dostal do posty generalnyho reditele pan X Y. v inboxu byla sprava od ekonomickeho reditele pan Z Y [jeho otec]. predavam to jak si to pamatuji.

Prosimte mi nekdo o poledni pauze osukal sekretarku. Nevis o tom neco? uz dve hodiny mi dela kafe a citim sperma.....
Sme preci jen chlapi. Sme preci jen chlapi muzes mi to rict.
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docela me to rozsekalo

(ok, je to spam, ale fakt dementni. viagra, penis enlargement, nigeria scam, to chapu. ale stolni tenis!?)

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Pokud obsahují kameňáky o siru Thompsonovi, tak jo.

ja nevim lidi .. vam fakt prijdou spamy jako dementni? to jsou spamy dementi mail ma podle me hlavu a patu a zaroven to neni spam ..

??? Co to kurva...?!


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laughed, and Sir William, who had laughed as loud as anyone, said,
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it?"
They all said they would, so Sir William began his story. When it
ended,
everyone laughed louder than ever and Sir William smiled happily. But
he
didn't know the reason for their laughter. He had told the very same
story
that his friend had just told.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing
out
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for all male
students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody
caught
breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He
continued, "Anybody
caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being
caught a
third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any
questions?"At this
point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a
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....vas email se tyka rozvozu exponatu, navrhujete mi jinou moznost jak prepravit "dreveny kopec" do naseho skladu? Nedisponujete vozem, ktery ho na Prahu 4 dovezl? a dvema silnymi muzi, kteri by jej slozili?

dekuji za zpravu.

Sex jen o dnech zacinajicich na "P": Mel bys mit sex kazdy den, zacinajici na P: Pondeli, Patek, Prave dnes, Predevcirem, Pozitri, Pobotu, Pedeli, kazdy Pitomy den. Sex je jako Nokia (spojuje lidi), jako Nike (proste to udelej), jako Pepsi (chtej vic) a jako Coca Cola (poteseni). Posli tuhle hlasku alespon 5ti lidem, nebo budes mit 5 let fakt mizernej sex!!! P.S.: Sorry, ale nektery veci se nevyplaci riskovat;))))

od sefa:

zajimalo by me, ktery prase vysedava u me v kancelari, klepe mi popel do sklenicky s vodou!!!!,
kterou ja potom, netuse, ze je na dne popel, vypiju na ex.

fakt diky moc.

//
řada lidí přijde na to, že to sežrali sami (dneska šéfíkhledal svuj banán, až mu někdo řekl, že už ho jedl)
jednou jsem v práci vyklízel ledničku, páč tam něco smrdělo, neuvěřitelný kvanta propadlejch jogurtů, plesnivejch salámů a i neuvěřitelně smrdících salátu v těch svačinovejch dózách (nejspíš ty samý, který někomu chyběly). a to se tam taky furt řešilo, že se ztrácej jogurty.

takže slepota a roztržitost.

//to je dobře... .)

//znemožnění přístupu k netu bylo vytvořeno tím, že nebylo nakonfigurovaný připojení k síti a bylo změněno to původní, jen šéf to tam měl, taxem to opsal. asi to je chyba, páč teď hovno dělám/

// ROMANET: why?

//ot: já se musel včera vlopat do kompu šéfa o a opsat si konfiguraci.