It is said that Eisenhower went into a room full of the first supercomputers, and put a question to the machines. "Is there a god?"
They all start processing, lights flash, magnetic wheels turn... and after a while a voice says... "now there is."

az vyrostu, chtel bych delat na obchodnim oddeleni v pekle

Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?

Oh shit there's the fair,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
'Cause it's rare to be
In Tenacious D.

Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.

to, ze si tady jen tak ctes tuhle
basen, je iluze.
ve skutecnosti je to
vic nez obycejna
basnicka.
je to zebrakuv nuz.
je to tulipan.
je to vojak pochodujici
Madridem.
jsi to ty na
smrtelne posteli.
je to Li Po chechtajici se
dole pod zemi.
tohle neni zadna posrana
basnicka.
tohle je spici kun.
motyl, ktery ti poletuje
v hlave.
je to cirkus
jako prase.
ne ze ty si ctes
stranku v knize.
to ona si cte
tebe.
citis?
je jako kobra.
je to jako hladovy orel,
co ti krouzi kolem lustru.

tohle neni zadna basnicka.
basnicky jsou nudne.