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    PAVLOSComedy Zone :: Quotes from the British and American Sitcoms
    PAFAA
    PAFAA --- ---
    Witchsmeller: Do you deny that you were seen, on the Feast of St. Jacob the
    Turgid, speaking to this little cat Bubbles?

    Edmund: Well, of course I deny it!

    Witchsmeller: Ah, but the chambermaid Mary heard you say, and I quote, "Hello,
    little Bubbles, would you like some milk?"

    Edmund: Well, I might have said *that*!

    Witchsmeller: Ah!!! And what did you mean by it?

    Edmund: Well, I meant, would the cat like some milk.

    Witchsmeller: Milk? What did you mean by 'milk'?

    Edmund: I meant *milk*! Bloody *milk*!!!

    Witchsmeller: BLOODY MILK!!! It was a mixture of milk and blood!

    (Black Adder S1E6)
    AETHER
    AETHER --- ---

    Jen: I've got lot's of experience of all computer … thing. You know e-mails. Sending e-mails, receiving emails, deleting e-mails. Erm. I could go on…

    Boss: Do!

    Jen: The Web. Using mouse, mices, using mice. Erm. Clicking… double-clicking, the computer screen, of course, the keyboard, the grrls on the floor down there.

    Boss: The hard drive?

    (The IT Crowd:)
    SPEEDY
    SPEEDY --- ---
    Leader: Gentlemen, welcome to Robot Club. The first rule of Robot Club is, you do not talk about Robot Club. The second rule of Robot Club is, you do not talk about about Robo… Wait, I got that wrong. The second rule is, no smoking.
    Tim: Why aren't we allowed to smoke?
    Mike: Shh! We're not supposed to talk about it.
    ...
    Leader: ACTIVATE!

    (Spaced)
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