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    JELYFISHPěstujeme anglický humor
    ZWEIBLUMEN
    ZWEIBLUMEN --- ---
    ±0
    My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
    They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
    ZWEIBLUMEN
    ZWEIBLUMEN --- ---
    +8
    When ordering food at a restaurant, Lord Eugen the waiter how they prepare their chicken.
    “Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
    MEZZANA
    MEZZANA --- ---
    +10
    Your Name? | A Bit Of Fry And Laurie | BBC
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq-dchJPXGA
    VRAN
    VRAN --- ---
    +9
    How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

    None.
    BUSH13
    BUSH13 --- ---
    +9
    BUSH13
    BUSH13 --- ---
    +14
    I saw a guy at the Olympics. He was carrying a long pole.
    "Are you a pole vaulter?" I asked him.
    "Nein, I am from Germany. And how do you know mein name ist Walther?!?"
    PJT
    PJT --- ---
    +25
    Ve Skotsku proti sobě válčí dva hrady.
    Z jednoho vyletí dělová koule a na druhém urazí kus hradeb.
    Z druhého hradu vyletí dělová koule a z prvního urazí věžičku.
    Tak po sobe střílejí už dva dny, když v tom najednou z ničeho nic - ticho.
    Že by mír? Z jednoho hradu vystrčí trubač hlavu a zahuláká: „Hola, hola, proč nestřílíte?“
    I na druhé straně vykoukne trubač: „Nemůžem, koule je u vás!“
    SLEEPLESS8
    SLEEPLESS8 --- ---
    +2
    My plan to steal low fat yogurt from the supermarket is taking Shape...
    SLEEPLESS8
    SLEEPLESS8 --- ---
    +4
    Kate Middleton has vowed to drive Prince George to his £5650 a term school to "give him normality."

    And there's nothing like going to school in the third bulletproof range rover of the convoy to keep a kid's feet on the ground.
    SLEEPLESS8
    SLEEPLESS8 --- ---
    +5
    Seeing all the Celtic fans celebrating winning the Scottish Premiership reminded me of that time I broke open a bottle of champagne after beating my 6 year old daughter in an arm wrestle.
    SLEEPLESS8
    SLEEPLESS8 --- ---
    +1
    Just bought a new car radio. Shout 'Rock' it plays rock music, shout 'Soul' it plays soul music. Some children ran in front of my car. I shouted 'Fucking kids !!' It played Gary Glitter
    DOKIS
    DOKIS --- ---
    +3
    LOVE_DALI: Tohle?
    EUscreen - English pudding
    http://euscreen.eu/item.html?id=EUS_ACA7707F650D4066969E01DE4198AE40
    LOVE_DALI
    LOVE_DALI --- ---
    1 odpověď
    Ahoj, hledám prosím jedno video. Na YT bohužel nic. Jedná se o českého herce, pravděpodobně žijícího v Anglii, který natočil video a pravém anglickém pudinku. Díky za hint :).
    SLEEPLESS8
    SLEEPLESS8 --- ---
    +6
    Theresa May has appointed Arsene Wenger to lead the Brexit negotiation because he knows how to get out of Europe Fast!
    SLEEPLESS8
    SLEEPLESS8 --- ---
    +15
    Queen Elizabeth never comes during sex. Instead, she "arrives".
    JENDULUS
    JENDULUS --- ---
    +9
    BBC šokovala. Poslanec chtěl hymnu, tak mu pustili Sex Pistols – Novinky.cz
    https://www.novinky.cz/...a/419725-bbc-sokovala-poslanec-chtel-hymnu-tak-mu-pustili-sex-pistols.html
    ARMADILLO
    ARMADILLO --- ---
    +46
    MAKROBIJEC
    MAKROBIJEC --- ---
    -4
    FIONOR: nehledám :)
    MAKROBIJEC
    MAKROBIJEC --- ---
    +2
    -Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

    FIONOR:
    1, nevím proč jsi hned vulgární
    2, žádnou teorii jsem tady nepsal
    3, pun, který má podstatu v anglické mentalitě? - ano
    ale spoooousta dalších - tohle byl příklad ...peace ✌
    PJT
    PJT --- ---
    +16
    Za mě jeden z nejlepších anglických humorů: :-)
    Life of Brian - Latin Class
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmwgz0yxtns
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