ELHO_CID: sodium (Natrium) = "Na"

Scientists tell us their favourite jokes: 'An electron and a positron walked into a bar…' | Science | The Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/dec/29/scientists-favourite-jokes

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Fyzikář: "Ve vlaku je cestující. A co se mu chudákovi nestalo...“
Studentka: "Zapomněl si koupit jízdenku!“
Fyzikář: "Ne, nezapomněl. Stalo se mu něco mnohem horšího: byl v neinerciální soustavě!“

TRAVIX: Jestě alt:
After meeting with a few of the subjects, the IRB actually recommended that you stop stressing out so much about safety guidelines.

XKCD poslední dobou trochu ztrácel dech, ale myslím, že tohle je kvalita:

HARVIE: tak dřív jsme fungovali stejně - přefikla se ta, co nestihla utéct - ale pak jsme si to zkomplikovali a učíme se obejít ty komplikace :o

GAARQ: teď už to vidím... ale možná jsem to snad ani vidět chtít neměl o_O

No neni to uplne vedecky v poradku, ale snad potesi (ukradeno v Military):

ZCR: co takhle?

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CATHACK: to je dobre!
- The book is a promising reference concept, but the execution is somewhat sloppy. Whatever generator they used was not fully tested. The bulk of each page seems random enough. However at the lower left and lower right of alternate pages, the number is found to increment directly.

- For a supposedly serious reference work the omission of an index is a major impediment. I hope this will be corrected in the next edition.

- At first, I was overjoyed when I received my copy of this book. However, when an enemy in my department showed me HER copy, I found that they were the OPPOSITE of random - they were IDENTICAL.

- Then on page 74, I was surprised to find my birthdate. 8 pages later I saw my Social Security number! Intrigued, I kept reading. After another dozen or so pages I found my phone number, my street address was smack-dab in the middle, and 4 pages before the end I found my driver's license.