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    FALUCIUSVědecké vtipy
    RAINBOF
    RAINBOF --- ---
    NAMATHUR: utekl mi point.
    NAMATHUR
    NAMATHUR --- ---
    PALEONTOLOG: ¬ C.tar
    SULTHAN
    SULTHAN --- ---
    PALEONTOLOG
    PALEONTOLOG --- ---
    SEJDA: c.arj
    SEJDA
    SEJDA --- ---
    NAVARA: je to spise do klubu pro pametniky, nebo pro konspiratory.
    NAVARA
    NAVARA --- ---
    HOWKING: to je spíše do politických vtipů nebo duševně vysmátých... imo
    HOWKING
    HOWKING --- ---
    No není to vtip. Tak nevím.
    Budoucnost školství. Přehnaná inkluze a falešná korektnost. cz tit
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDynqLqzNLA
    KAERO
    KAERO --- ---
    Kvalitni studie typu kdyz se vecer nudite v laboratori:
    https://web.archive.org/web/20100708230258/http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

    Abstract:
    Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
    SEJDA
    SEJDA --- ---
    ASNEK: c.rar
    ASNEK
    ASNEK --- ---
    ROBIN_SNNS
    ROBIN_SNNS --- ---
    HNILOB: Je to relativní...
    HNILOB
    HNILOB --- ---
    ERGOSUM
    ERGOSUM --- ---
    Přijde ajťák do prodejny ovoce a půlka beden prázdná. Jen v jedné z nich se choulí tři malá ustrašená jablíčka. Koukne na zmateného prodavače a poznamená: Tak tady také jailbreak?
    ASNEK
    ASNEK --- ---
    ERGOSUM
    ERGOSUM --- ---
    Nejsou ošklivé ženy. Jsou jen ženy, které používají špatné filtry.
    ERGOSUM
    ERGOSUM --- ---
    BROUKOID: Že by kurtos3s ? :-)
    BROUKOID
    BROUKOID --- ---
    HNILOB: rekl bych ze kurtosis, ale nechapu to i=3
    HNILOB
    HNILOB --- ---
    Kdybyste se někdo nudili
    KAERO
    KAERO --- ---
    VOYTEX: nojo, maj recht. dokonce i cerstvy dub cer ma vyssi hustotu. na ten guajak by nestacilo ani nahradit kyslik izotopem 18 a vodik triciem. smejd jeden tezky. kompletne zbortil logicke odvozeni zpusobu odhalovani carodejnic:

    Monty Python
    Witch Scene Script

    Cast:
    (V) Sir Vladimir
    (King) King is Arthur, King of the Britains!
    (W) 'Witch' woman
    (P1,P2,P3) Peasants one, two and three

    Peasants: We have found a witch! (A witch! a witch!)
    Burn her burn her!

    Peasant 1: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
    (cheers)
    Vladimir: How do you known she is a witch?
    P2: She looks like one!
    V: Bring her forward
    (advance)
    Woman: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
    V: ehh... but you are dressed like one.
    W: They dressed me up like this!
    All: naah no we didn't... no.
    W: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
    (V lifts up carrot)
    V: Well?
    P1: Well we did do the nose
    V: The nose?
    P1: ...And the hat, but she is a witch!
    (all: yeah, burn her burn her!)
    V: Did you dress her up like this?
    P1: No! (no no... no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart!
    (P3 points at wart)
    V: What makes you think she is a witch?
    P2: Well, she turned me into a newt!
    V: A newt?!
    (P2 pause & look around)
    P2: I got better.
    (pause)
    P3: Burn her anyway! (burn her burn her burn!)
    (king walks in)
    V: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
    P1: Are there? Well then tell us! (tell us)
    V: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
    P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn)
    V: What do you burn apart from witches?
    P1: More witches! (P2 nudge P1)
    (pause)
    P3: Wood!
    V: So, why do witches burn?
    (long pause)
    P2: Cuz they're made of... wood?
    V: Gooood.
    (crowd congratulates P2)
    V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
    P1: Build a bridge out of her!
    V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
    P1: Oh yeah...
    V: Does wood sink in water?
    P1: No
    P3: No. It floats!
    P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
    V: What also floats in water?
    P1: Bread
    P3: Apples
    P2: Very small rocks
    (V looks annoyed)
    P1: Cider
    P3: Grape gravy
    P1: Cherries
    P3: Mud
    King: A Duck!
    (all look and stare at king)
    V: Exactly! So, logically...
    P1(thinking): If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
    V: And therefore,
    (pause & think)
    P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)
    V: We shall use my largest scales.
    (V jumps down)
    ----------------------------end?---------------------------------
    (walk over while cheering)
    (push her into scale)
    V: Right, remove the stops!
    (wait while scales remains still)
    All: A witch! burn her burn her!!
    VOYTEX
    VOYTEX --- ---
    KAERO: haha, nope. guajak se potopí i v těžké vodě
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