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A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes downstairs to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing, "We forgot the 'R'. We forgot the 'R'." His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word... the word is "celebrate"...

Tohle. Tohle je... :D What?!
Jesus Christ is my nigga. What do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033FInn1wH8

HWLLFFRDD: Ty poslední dvě fotky jsou z Filipín, kde je prej hodně zažitý tohle:

ILY sign - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Ok tak znova

Konspirační mašíblovský web omylem vytvořil náboženský humot
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tohle nevim jestli je fotomontáž nebo momentka nebo pozdrav metlám



každopádně NÁHODA? NEMYSLÍM SI!!!§

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Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-reverses-position-capitalism-after-se-51363

ZKAZA: KALISNIK: Nevim jestli nebylo, ale je to tematicke

Jeden starý farmář žil na irském venkově dlouhá léta sám, jen se svým psem. Když jednoho dne jeho miláček zemřel, šel farmář za místním knězem s prosbou:
"Otče, bytost mně nejbližší, můj pes zemřel. Mohl byste za jeho duši sloužit alespoň malou mši?"
"Je mi líto, ale bohoslužby pro zvířata v našem kostele sloužit nemůžeme. Ale na druhém konci městečka je nová náboženská organizace. O jejich víře toho moc nevím... snad budou moci pro to zvíře něco udělat."
"Vyrazím tam rovnou, Otče. Děkuji za radu. Jen se ještě zeptám, myslíte, že takových pětset liber věnovaných za bohoslužbu bude stačit?"
Na to kněz rozhořčeně odpověděl:
"Proč jste mi neřekl hned, že ten pes byl katolík?"

title="I guess that leaves the question of WHO IS THE OWNER OF THE GIGANTIC THREE-HEADED DOG? Probably someone that's trying to overcompensate for how small their ability to look after their dogs is."

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sometimes i feel so bad for lucifer

imagine you’re a little kid and you have the coolest dad in the whole world like he takes you to baseball games all the time and teaches you how to drive an ATV and sits up on friday nights with you eating pizza rolls and watching cartoons

and then one day he brings home a thousand fucking ferrets or something

and they smell and they’re shitting all over your house and he just sits around playing with the ferrets and ignoring you and you’re like “dad what the fuck” and he’s all “aren’t these ferrets gr8 i want you to do whatever they tell you to do and you have to love them you have to love them"

and you’re like "dad have you gone off the deep end you gotta get rid of the ferrets man”

and then he kicks you out of the house

(src)

[God creating the ocean]
GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere.
ANGEL: Nice, that way if they’re thirsty, they—
GOD: Make it undrinkable.