Note that I now don't respect not because you don't have your multiplication
tables memorized, but that you feel ignorance is something that needs to be
defended, rather then corrected. One of my favorite aspects of the (true)
hacker community is how little this "defense by appeal to mediocrity" is
tolerated.

Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest.
-- Mark Twain

We'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter!

"Tento film je urcen opravdu tem nejmensim detem."
Po filmu Jan Trnka prohodi ke svemu sousedovi:
"Takhle maly deti snad ani nejsou."

Ruch's Theorem: Behind every great writer there lies a disgruntled father, a
bemused law professor, and a grandmother cheerfully steeped in the unreal.

Kdo nekradl drive, nekrade ani ted.
-- Karel Capek po Mnichovu

Pravda bez lasky je fanatizmus.

Člověk nemůže vyhrát všechny bitvy, do kterých se pustí, ale ty, do kterých se
nepustí, určitě nevyhraje.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
-- A. Kay

Omlouvam se za duplicity, nejak se mi to za ten cas asi v zapisnicku zprehazelo.

Každý chce být šťastný. Aby toho dosáhl,
musí především vědět, co vlastně štěstí je.
-- Rousseau

Život je neobratně sestavená hostina, při níž se netrpělivě
čeká na předkrm, zatím co kolem přešla v tichu hlavní pečeně.
-- Kafka

The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.
-- Alan Coult

Existují dvě pravdy, z nichž jedna nesmí býti nikdy vyslovena.
-- Albert Camus

Bishop Arnaud-Amaury at the fallen town of Beziers, 1206 AD, when asked by a
military commander how he should differentiate heretics from good catholics
replied with the following: "Kill them all, God will know his own."

Nemecka firma Siemens skoupila vsechny pozemky v okoli JE Cernobyl a osazela je
cockou. Siemens hodla v pristim roce cocku sklidit a prodavat ji jako baterie
do hodinek.

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
-- H.L. Mencken

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin

Talent does what it can.

Genius does what it must.

You do what you get paid to do.

Ovšem mnohem lépe graficky v originále.

http://www.vomit.com/ :

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Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

Ovšemže věřím ve slepé štěstí. Jak jinak bych si mohl vysvětlit
úspěchy lidí, které nemám rád.
-- Cocteau

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing
whatever to do with it.
-- W. Somerset Maugham, his last words

Evolution (n): A hypothetical process whereby infinitely improbable events
occur with alarming frequency, order arises from chaos, and no one is given
credit.

<Mutiny> I'm having this teeny problem and I want to know if somebody can help
me with it..
<mjd> mutiny: Sever the main neck tendons before cutting through the spinal
cord. That will allow you more opportunity to separate the vertebrae prior to
removing the head.

Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but much
extinguishes it.
-- Hannah More

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin

Talent does what it can.
Genius does what it must.
You do what you get paid to do.

The important thing is not to stop questioning. --Albert Einstein

It can hardly be coincidence that the prime operating system of choice of the
'open source supremacists' - Linux, features commands which are poorly
disguised racist acronyms. For example: 'awk' (All White Klan) , 'sed' (shoot
nEgroes dead), 'ln' (lynch negroes), 'rpm' (raical purity mandatory), 'bash'
(bring a slave home), 'ps' (persecute sambo), 'mount' (murder or unseat nubians
today), 'fsck' (favored supreme Christian klan). I could go on and on about the
latent racist symbolism in Linux, but I fear it would take weeks to enumerate
every incidence.

Bishop Arnaud-Amaury at the fallen town of Beziers, 1206 AD, when asked by a
military commander how he should differentiate heretics from good catholics
replied with the following: "Kill them all, God will know his own."

Bylo jedenatricatyho dubna a ja nedokazala usnout. Myslela jsem na tebe, a pak se mi o tobe zdalo. V tom snu to nebylo v poradku a ja se bala... Probudila jsem se a nahmatla mobil a tam smska, zes to prehnal s pitim a ze nemuzes prijet. Brecela jsem a pak jsem se rozhodla, ze za tebou prijedu, protoze... Prece kvuli takove malickosti nezahodim den. Utrhla jsem pred domem vetvicku tresni. Zvadla ve vlaku a skoncila v kosi na brnenskym nadrazi. Ale co na tom zalezi... Prochazka kolem prehrady, pak se posadit... Zkouset to a zkouset a nakonec - misto polibku - jen smich. Diky za ten smich. :-*

Eddie Barzoon! Eddie Barzoon! Ha! I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine
rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. God's creature, right? God's special
creature? Ha! And I've warned him, Kevin, I've warned him every step of the
way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game, like a wind-up toy! Like
250 pounds of self-serving greed on wheels! The next thousand years is right
around the corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon--take a good look. Because he's
the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where
they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it could
split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals,
fiberopticly connect the world to every-eager-impulse, grease even the dullest
dreams with these dollar-green gold-played fantasies until every human becomes
an aspiring emperor! Becomes his own God! Where can you go from there? And as
for scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As
the air thickens, the water sours, even the bees honey takes on the metallic
taste of radioactivity--and it just keeps coming! And it just keeps coming!
Faster and faster! There's no chance to think, to prepare, it's `buy futures,
sell futures' when there is no future!! We've got a runaway train, boy!! We've
got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of them
reading to fist-fuck God's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach
out with their pristine cybernetic keyboards to total up their billable
hours!! And then it hits home! It's a little late in the game to buy out now!!
Your belly's too full, your dick is sore, your eyes are bloodshot, and you're
screaming for someone to help!! But guess what? There's no one there!! You're
all alone, Eddie!! You're God's special little creature!!

Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the 20th century was
entirely mine? All of it.

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-- Mrs. Byrne\'s Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and
Preposterous Words

The computer is a lot closer.
-- world chess champion Gary Kasparov on the odds of a woman earning his title

1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don\'t like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. Without you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique, in your own way.
9. Someone that you don\'t know even exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned it\'s back on you, take a look, you
most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you
probably won\'t get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner
or later will get it.
13. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel, then they\'ll know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that.

Cely svet je plny pohody,
hrosi skaci sipky do vody,
ryby zpivaji na brehu arie,
kocka s krysou tancuje,
na svete je dobre,
nikdo sa nenudi,
na svete je dobre,
bez lidi..

wicked@hysteria.sk

Kdyby Buh neexistoval, musel by se vymyslet. -- Voltaire

It does not do harm to the mystery to know a little about it. -- Richard Feynman