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    KERRAYoO( ) psychedelické memy ( )O๑.. ॐ ..๑O( ) psychedelic memes ( )Oo
    KERRAY
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    Variace na klasické téma z vtipné stránky http://www.toilette-paper.com/jokes/racial/lifeexplained.html :

    A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.

    "Not very long," answered the Mexican.

    "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American.

    The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.

    The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

    "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life."

    The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."

    "And after that?" asked the Mexican.

    "With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."

    "How long would that take?" asked the Mexican.

    "Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American.

    "And after that?"

    "Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"

    "Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the Mexican.

    "After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

    And the moral of this story is: ......... Know where you're going in life... you may already be there.
    KERRAY
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    "If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on... you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels freeing you from the earth."

    Jacob's Ladder
    [ ATOMINATOR @ The Vision of the Ineluctable Destiny ]
    TADEAS
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    Forty Verses on Reality by Ramana Maharshi
    TADEAS
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    Universe is an evolutionary-process scenario without beggining or end, because the shown part is continually transformed chemically into fresh film and reexposed to the ever self-reorganizing process of latest thought realizations which must continually introduce new significance into the freshly written description of the ever-transforming events before splicing the film in again for its next projection phase.

    -Buckminster Fuller
    KERRAY
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    "Life consists of what a man is thinking of all day"
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    YMLADRIS
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    Je možné být šťastný, tedy jsem

    _lepik_
    YMLADRIS
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    Zakažte pitomcům citovat génie

    Jiří Žáček
    YMLADRIS
    YMLADRIS --- ---
    Jste objekt pro spalovnu, pokud se nudíte sám se sebou.

    Rudolf Battěk
    KERRAY
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    MUTEK
    MUTEK --- ---
    in this world there are only two tragedies. one is not getting what one wants, the other one is getting it..

    oscar wilde
    HARDCABB
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    :))
    KERRAY
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    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2966542393735208484
    Das Rad / The Wheel
    lidé z perspektivy kamenů...
    ALISTAIR
    ALISTAIR --- ---
    "ponožka zalátaná je lepší než ponožka roztržená, to ale neplatí o vědomí"

    Hegel
    HANT
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    life is what happens while making other plans.
    --j. lennon
    KERRAY
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    KERRAY
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    // trocha humoru
    Some important theological questions are answered if we think of god as a computer programmer
    http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm279.htm

    Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?
    A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.

    Q: Does God know everything?
    A: He likes to think so, but he is often amazed to find the ways users can create disaster.

    Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?
    A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier versions.

    Q: Will there be another Universe after the Big Bang?
    A: A lot of people are drawing things on the white board, but doubt that it will ever be implemented.

    Q: Where will I go after I die?
    A: Onto a backup tape.

    Q: Will I be reincarnated?
    A: Not unless there is a special need to recreate you. And searching backup files is a major hassle, so if there is a request for you, God will just say that the tape has been lost.

    Q: Am I unique and special in the universe?
    A: There are over 10,000 major university and corporate sites around the universe running exact duplicates of you in the present release version.

    Q: What is the purpose of the universe?
    A: God created it because he values elegance and simplicity, but then the users and managers demanded he tack senseless features onto it and now everything is more complicated and expensive than ever.

    Q: If I pray to God, will he listen?
    A: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get off his back and let him program.

    Q: If I pray to God, will he listen?
    A: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get off his back and let him program.

    Q: What is the one true religion?
    A: All systems have their advantages and disadvantages, so just pick the one that best suits your needs and don't let anyone put you down.

    Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God. Is this true?
    A: They are much more likely to receive e-mail.


    ...
    KERRAY
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    "Gregory Crewdson - kdo ještě neviděl, ať zamíří do Rudolfina - celkem zajimvaý obrazy/fotky"
    [ IM_MORTAL @ obrazky, co mne rozstipou - CTI ZAHLAVI !!! (tzn. primárně formou či obsahem nadpruměrné, nikoli vtipné, morbidní a WTF) ]
    KERRAY
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    "Money is a sign of poverty."

    - Iain M. Banks
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