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    PAVLOSComedy Zone :: Quotes from the British and American Sitcoms
    911
    911 --- ---
    Judge Harm: Bart Simpson, I declare you emancipated. Further, I hereby garnish Homer's wages until Bart is fully repaid.
    Homer: Mmmm.. Garnish.
    FALLENANGEL
    FALLENANGEL --- ---
    "Hi, Earl!"
    PAVLOS
    PAVLOS --- ---
    Sheldon: 'I'm not insane, my mother had me tested.'

    (Big Bang Theory:)
    ELAINE
    ELAINE --- ---
    Manny: "ooh, ooh, ooh"
    Bernard: "what's up with you?"
    Manny: "I get terrible cramp when I'm stressed"
    Bernard: "So don't be stressed. Why are you stressed?"
    Manny: "Because I open the fridge door there are shin bandages next to the cheese."
    Bernard: "That's just a little..."
    Manny: "There's jam in the bath"
    Bernard: "Oh, come on!"
    Manny: "You are a filth wizard, a friend only to the pig and the rat"
    (Manny's opening a pizza box) Ugh. Look!"
    Bernard: "Pizza. I was gonna warm and eat it later. Everybody does that. That's normal. You are looking for things to complain about!"
    Manny: (showing him the box) "And what are these?"
    Bernard: "Wasps"

    (Black Books, Grapes of Wrath)


    FALLENANGEL
    FALLENANGEL --- ---
    "Oh, we have been voting. Three of us voted for the plane, Sheldon voted for the train... so we are taking the train."
    R4BB1T
    R4BB1T --- ---
    Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.
    PAVLOS
    PAVLOS --- ---
    Edith: Rene! What are you doing with that serving girl?

    Rene: Youuuu stuuuupid woman!

    ['Allo 'Allo!]
    ROJTA
    ROJTA --- ---
    sheldon: "...and Penny? well played."
    FALLENANGEL
    FALLENANGEL --- ---
    MISHAAA: Penny: "Who is it?"
    MISHAAA
    MISHAAA --- ---
    knock-knock Penny! knock-knock Penny! knock-knock Penny!
    PAVLOS
    PAVLOS --- ---
    DAVE: How could you do this to me?
    DEBBIE: Do what?
    DAVE: Fertilise me. Take advantage of me. Knowing that I was drunk and didn't have precautions.
    DEBBIE: Listen, I assumed you'd taken care of that side of things. It's the man's responsibility. It's the man who get's pregnant. It's the man who has to suffer the agony of childbirth.
    ARNOLD: Agony! This gets better and better!

    RedDwarf S2E6
    PAVLOS
    PAVLOS --- ---
    Blackadder to Baldrick: "We are going to meet our maker. In my case god, in your case god knows."
    TAJENNKA
    TAJENNKA --- ---
    uf.. The Mighty Boosh "fantastic"
    B01D
    B01D --- ---
    The Big Bang Theory is pretty much my favorite sitcom. Sheldon and Howard are the best :D
    JUDAS
    JUDAS --- ---
    yo! Book a rovnou reklama na muj klubik o Boosh a tak..

    [ The Mighty Boosh ]
    JAH_N_BASS
    JAH_N_BASS --- ---
    Im not quite sure if it wasnt here already but I like this one from Two and a half men.
    "If you keep on eating all this crap, you will soon have more Chins than a chinese phonebook."
    CAPITALD
    CAPITALD --- ---
    Mark: "Sperm is like lending someone less than a fiver. You can't really ask for it back."

    peepshow
    FALLENANGEL
    FALLENANGEL --- ---
    "My name is Randy"

    My name is Earl
    PAVLOS
    PAVLOS --- ---
    Jeremy: What do you think, Super Hans?
    Super Hans: Crack! Just give me crack!

    [Peepshow]
    FALLENANGEL
    FALLENANGEL --- ---
    Hello Umpa Lumpas of science!

    Big Bang Theory s01e12
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