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    PAVLOSComedy Zone :: Quotes from the British and American Sitcoms
    MISHAAA
    MISHAAA --- ---
    1 odpověď
    knock-knock Penny! knock-knock Penny! knock-knock Penny!
    PAVLOS
    PAVLOS --- ---
    +3
    DAVE: How could you do this to me?
    DEBBIE: Do what?
    DAVE: Fertilise me. Take advantage of me. Knowing that I was drunk and didn't have precautions.
    DEBBIE: Listen, I assumed you'd taken care of that side of things. It's the man's responsibility. It's the man who get's pregnant. It's the man who has to suffer the agony of childbirth.
    ARNOLD: Agony! This gets better and better!

    RedDwarf S2E6
    PAVLOS
    PAVLOS --- ---
    +6
    Blackadder to Baldrick: "We are going to meet our maker. In my case god, in your case god knows."
    TAJENNKA
    TAJENNKA --- ---
    uf.. The Mighty Boosh "fantastic"
    B01D
    B01D --- ---
    The Big Bang Theory is pretty much my favorite sitcom. Sheldon and Howard are the best :D
    JUDAS
    JUDAS --- ---
    yo! Book a rovnou reklama na muj klubik o Boosh a tak..

    [ The Mighty Boosh ]
    JAH_N_BASS
    JAH_N_BASS --- ---
    Im not quite sure if it wasnt here already but I like this one from Two and a half men.
    "If you keep on eating all this crap, you will soon have more Chins than a chinese phonebook."
    CAPITALD
    CAPITALD --- ---
    +1
    Mark: "Sperm is like lending someone less than a fiver. You can't really ask for it back."

    peepshow
    FALLENANGEL
    FALLENANGEL --- ---
    "My name is Randy"

    My name is Earl
    PAVLOS
    PAVLOS --- ---
    +1
    Jeremy: What do you think, Super Hans?
    Super Hans: Crack! Just give me crack!

    [Peepshow]
    FALLENANGEL
    FALLENANGEL --- ---
    +1
    Hello Umpa Lumpas of science!

    Big Bang Theory s01e12
    PAVLOS
    PAVLOS --- ---
    +1
    LISTER: I never fall for women who are any good for me Kryten, it's either heartbreakers or moral garbage on legs.

    [RD S6E3]
    ANGACHEL
    ANGACHEL --- ---
    Stewie: No, Machiavelli! You taught me nothing I don´t already know! Ah, Sun C´s The Art of War!
    LOJZEE
    LOJZEE --- ---
    +1
    Black Adder:
    Right Baldrick, let's try again shall we? This is called adding. If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?

    Baldrick
    Some beans.

    Black Adder:
    Yes...and no. Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?

    Baldrick
    A very small casserole.

    Black Adder:
    Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try again. One, two, three, four. So how many are there?

    Baldrick
    Three

    Black Adder:
    What?

    Baldrick
    And that one.

    Black Adder:
    Three and that one. So if I add that one to the three what will I have?

    Baldrick
    Oh! Some beans.
    PAVLOS
    PAVLOS --- ---
    +3
    Blackadder: You see the ancient Greeks, your Highness, wrote in legend of a terrible container in which all the evils of the world were trapped. How prophetic they were. All they got wrong was the name. They called it 'Pandora's Box', when of course they meant 'Baldrick's Trousers'. :D
    FALLENANGEL
    FALLENANGEL --- ---
    ECK: Můj oblíbenej :)
    ECK
    ECK --- ---
    1 odpověď
    if you type google into google you can break the internet.
    so please do not try, even for joke...

    _Jen
    ECK
    ECK --- ---
    ... more Barnard´s:

    Eeeeverybody hates you. Even those people you havent met yet.
    You mum called just to say she is sooo glad she havent heard from you.
    ECK
    ECK --- ---
    +2
    Dylan_Moran (Black Book´s Bernard) on his show:
    I hate sooo much it gives me energy. I need to get up early in the morning to hate you because there is not enough time for it.

    ... just brilliant
    PAVLOS
    PAVLOS --- ---
    +1
    :)

    Daisy: Yo don't like him, do you?

    Tim: I like him. I just don't know why...

    (Spaced)
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