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    PAVLOSComedy Zone :: Quotes from the British and American Sitcoms
    ECK --- ---
    ... more Barnard´s:

    Eeeeverybody hates you. Even those people you havent met yet.
    You mum called just to say she is sooo glad she havent heard from you.
    ECK --- ---
    Dylan_Moran (Black Book´s Bernard) on his show:
    I hate sooo much it gives me energy. I need to get up early in the morning to hate you because there is not enough time for it.

    ... just brilliant
    PAVLOS --- ---

    Daisy: Yo don't like him, do you?

    Tim: I like him. I just don't know why...

    FALLENANGEL --- ---
    Brian: Who is it?
    Tim: Father Christmas.
    Brian: Opens the door.
    Brian: Oh, it´s you.
    Tim: Who you think it was?

    Spaced s01e02

    To mě dostalo :D
    PAVLOS --- ---
    HD ready... I'm so ready for HD...

    PAVLOS --- ---
    FALLENANGEL: What are you doing?! :]
    FALLENANGEL --- ---

    Bez videa to nemá smysl :)
    GABRIELA --- ---
    No cash, no ash

    (Moss, Ideal)
    SHMAIDA --- ---
    It must be hard to be disabled and gay!
    (It Crowd)
    PAVLOS --- ---
    Rimmer: Well, I'd have thought it was obvious. Two people, unable to contain their desires, had an illicit liason. A liason that an unforgiving society would not accept. And you were the fruit of their forbidden passion. You're forbidden passion fruit.

    (Red Dwarf)
    PAVLOS --- ---
    RIMMER: So, let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you are completely sane?! I think that warrants 2 hours of W.O.O.
    LISTER: What's W.O.O?
    CAT: You had to ask.
    RIMMER: With ... out ... oxygen. No oxygen for 2 hours. That will teach you to be bread baskets.

    (Red Dwarf)
    ZIKE --- ---
    Abigail: Ow! I'll kill you, you fucking flat-chested cocksucking spastic horse-fucker!
    Sid: Whoa... good swearing....Michelle would never, never fuck a horse

    Cassie: Its not exactly like anybody cares..

    Chris: Yo Last night, man. Cool. Total blast. Everything you could ever want from an evening. Songs, choirgirls, colourful costumes, fellatio... Rabbits...
    Maxxie: Rabbits?
    Chris: Don't ask, man.

    EZECHIELL --- ---
    Dan "When are you going to fuck him?"
    Claire "I’m looking around his office, DAD!"
    Dan "Yeah. You’re going to fuck an idiot."

    - Claire and Dan Ashcroft @ Nathan Barley
    EZECHIELL --- ---
    Claire "Is that Doug Rocket?"
    Toby "Mr. Doug Rocket to me, yeah."
    Nathan "He set that place."
    Toby "Yeah, you know, his stuff."
    Claire "Very-phonix?"
    Toby "Really a genius. You know, that they’re only band ever to knock themselves of the top of the charts with the same record?"
    Claire "How?"
    Toby "I don’t know, it’s in France."

    - Claire Ashcroft, Nathan Barley and Toby @ Nathan Barley
    EZECHIELL --- ---
    Mudd "Ashcroft, you’ve been checking out Barley’s website?"
    Dan "No."
    Ned "Oh, yeah yeah.... He invented this game called cock-muff-bumhole?"
    Rufus "Nathan invented it on his website, yeah?"
    Ned "Yeah, have you played it yet?"
    Dan "No?"
    Rufus "Watch this:
    "Muffs mothers cock!"
    "Oh your bumhole just fired at my muff!"
    Mudd "It’s: cock, muff, bumhole."
    Dan "Genius."
    Rufus "I’ve seen idiots playing this, yeah?"
    Ned "That is funny, mate."
    Rufus "They don’t realize it’s not good, cos its rude, yeah?"
    Ned "It’s good, cos it looks like it’s good, because it’s rude."

    - SugarApe crew @ Nathan Barley
    EZECHIELL --- ---
    When are you going to fuck him?
    I’m looking around his office, DAD!
    You’re going to fuck an idiot.

    - Claire and Dan Ashcroft @ Nathan Barley
    KRYGLIK --- ---
    Explain to me a organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. I'm just inferring this is a couch because the evidence suggest the coffe table is having a tiny garage sale.

    - Sheldon @ Big Bang Theory
    PAN_WU --- ---
    'Bart, a woman is just like a powerplant, all you have to do is read the manual and push the right buttons.'

    (Homer Simpson @ The Simpsons)
    ALSCH --- ---
    "Step up to red alert. "
    "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."

    - Rimmer & Kryten
    UNDRA --- ---
    "There's private life and there's work. It's usually a pretty good idea to keep these two hells separated."

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