Bat Pussy, a "gloriously amazing car crash of a film"
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Bat Pussy is an American pornographic film, believed to have been produced in the early 1970s. Ostensibly a spoof of the 1966–1968 Batman television series, it has been cited as the earliest example of a pornographic parody film and more infamously considered to be the worst pornographic film ever made.
Virtually nothing is known about the production of Bat Pussy, as the film bears no credits and no names have been publicly associated with the film. There is no known record of Bat Pussy's existence prior to the 1990s, when musician and filmmaker Mike McCarthy discovered roughly 200 boxes of vintage pornographic films in the back room of the Paris adult movie theater in Memphis, Tennessee, among which was a 600-foot 16mm reel labeled "BATPUSSY".
...the loose plot of Bat Pussy primarily focuses on married couple Buddy and Sam... While reading an issue of Screw magazine, Buddy is inspired to experiment with oral sex on Sam and the two spend the remainder of the film together in bed... despite Buddy's visibly and perpetually flaccid penis. Throughout these scenes, Buddy and Sam continually insult each other and argue over their sexual performance. Meanwhile, across town at Bat Pussy's Secret Warehouse Hideout, Bat Pussy's alter ego Dora Dildo awaits for her "super senses" to alert her to nearby trouble – the film's sole bit of narration explains that she can sense crime "when her twat begins to twitch". Angrily sensing that someone is about to "shoot a fuck movie" in her "holy Gotham City" without her, she proceeds to change into her Bat Pussy outfit and slowly travel across the "city" (which is actually a park) on an inflatable space hopper, stopping only to urinate behind some bushes and thwart an attempted rape or mugging by beating the attacker with her space hopper. Back at Buddy and Sam's, Buddy starts taking pictures of Sam's vagina to sell and "make a fortune" with when Bat Pussy breaks into their room and confronts them. They immediately engage in a threesome involving the use of a dildo until Bat Pussy abruptly gets up from the bed, takes her costume, and walks out, leaving Sam and Buddy to bicker and argue again. The film ends with Bat Pussy returning to her hideout in a dishevelled state and collapsing outside it.
Since its initial video release, Bat Pussy has achieved cult status as the worst pornographic movie ever made, with io9 proclaiming it "the absolute nadir of pornography, period. Not just Batman-themed pornography. ALL pornography".
"[T]hanks to some incredibly unarousing sex and a general attitude of awfulness", nearly every aspect of Bat Pussy has been heavily criticized.
...for example, the director can be heard giving actors various directions throughout the film, while a crew member can be heard belching during one of the sex scenes.
In the final scene, Buddy frequently refers to Bat Pussy as "Batwoman" before being corrected by the other actor.
Some of Bat Pussy's harshest criticisms were often focused on the perceived unattractiveness of the film's actors, who play Buddy and Sam. PornParody.com wrote that they were "physically unappealing specimens [...] even by the looser standards of 1970s porn"
AV Maniacs bluntly described them as "two white trash, out of shape, drunk on Schlitz yokels".
Something Weird Video described the two actors' seemingly unscripted dialogue - consisting mostly of insults and vulgar non sequiturs such as "My horoscope says I'm going to fuck you in the nose" - as "almost surreal", likening it to the "babbling" of "two escaped mental patients".
The largest area of criticism was placed on Bat Pussy's sex scenes, which have been heavily derided as unappealing and unerotic, and include Buddy's visible impotence.
Multiple reviewers have labeled Bat Pussy "anti-porn" for its "unarousing" depiction of sex and nudity.
The Cinema Snob called it both "anti-porn" and "anti-sexy", while AV Maniacs not only agreed with the "anti-porn" title but also contested its categorization as pornography, as "there is no discernible 'fucking' in it" and it "completely and utterly fails to elicit even the minutest amount of arousal in its viewers".
The Snipe concurred, describing Bat Pussy as "the boner-killer of all time. Only a psychopath or possibly a replicant could withstand let alone enjoy a document so barren or unflinching in its contempt for humanity".
Radiation-Scarred Reviews wrote "This is the sort of sex film you show teenagers to encourage abstinence because it just makes the act of fornication seem so repulsive, so utterly disgusting that it seems unthinkable to perform".
Movies About Girls concurred that it "does not work, on any level" but was nevertheless "stunningly weird, grubby, and ugly, an unintentionally hilarious bit of homespun cinematic folk-art so senseless, so maddeningly random in its execution that it very nearly approaches some sort of terrible genius".
"what happens when your wildest dreams and most horrifying nightmares collide in an explosion of flaccid stupefaction".
Cinepunx, admitting the film was "exceptionally, peerlessly excruciating...a fleshy, unsightly Groundhog Day of torturous porn purgatory", called it a "genuinely fascinating time capsule of regional filmmaking", noting "any fan of oddball trash cinema owes themselves at least one viewing of this strange, cinematic car crash".