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    PASKYWaste lands - the dust falling on the reality
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    The wind was flapping a temple flag. Two monks were arguing about it. One said
    the flag was moving; the other said the wind was moving. Arguing back and forth
    they could come to no agreement. The Sixth Patriarch came along and said,
    "It is neither the wind nor the flag that is moving. It is your mind that is moving."
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    Dlouho jsem si myslel, že ptáci ráno zpívaj´.
    Až teprve nedávno jsem pochopil,
    že vlastně řvou hrůzou, že se probudili
    do dalšího dne v téhle zemi.
    -- Hrabal?
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    <Espy> be careful, some twit might quote you
    <Espy> out of context...
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    Excuse me but can I be you for a while?

    "If you want the holes in your knowledge showing up try teaching someone."
    -- Alan Cox

    Nebudou se štítiti títi ti ti tiší špehové do vazu?

    Nad topolem, nad jezerem, oral vodnik buldozerem.

    V jednom z poslednich clanku jsme uverejnili tornu na maslo ve tvaru fazoloveho
    lusku spolu s parodickym a naprosto lzivym popisem. Nenapadlo nas, ze by jej
    nekdo mohl vzit vazne, coz se bohuzel stalo. Za vznikle potize a zpusobenou
    ujmu se firme Feldewear, s r.o. omlouvame.
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    by xstonedogx (814876) [xstonedogx@gmail.com] on 30/11/04 2:28 (#10950637)

    What drives me batty is people who preface every conversation to make sure I'm there.

    Them: "Stone?"
    Me: "Yes?"
    Them: "Check out this URL."

    Why can't they just start out saying "Check out this URL" and realize that I'll
    check it out when I see the message? The worst of it is that those same types
    usually do this:

    Them: "Stone?"
    Me: (Not there or ignoring IMs or sound down or what have you.)
    Them: (No message, but often bring it up the next time.)

    It reminds me of people waiting to hang up the phone until after the voicemail
    has prompted them for a message. Why listen to the message just to hang up?
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
    asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
    food shortage in the rest of the world?"

    The survey was a huge failure...
    In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
    In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
    In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
    In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
    In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
    In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
    And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    Next lecture on time travel will be held on previous Monday.

    Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

    Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.

        [~]====
     (~~~~~~~)
      ooooooo
    

    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

    Only dead fish swim with the stream.

    Why is it called "common sense" when nobody seems to have any?

    "I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way."
    -- M. Twain

    There are two rules to success: 1. Never tell all you know.
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

    And God said: E = 1/2mv^2 - Ze^2/r ...and there *WAS* light!

    Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.

    "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
    -- Pablo Picasso

    First law of socio-genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

    The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    The dinosaurs are extinct because they didn't have a space program.
    -- Isaac Asimov

    When I was in grad school I used to hang around the MIT AI Lab occasionally.
    It was kind of intimidating at first. Everyone there spoke so fast. But after
    a while I learned the trick of speaking fast. You don't have to think any
    faster; just use twice as many words to say everything.
    -- Paul Graham
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    Theorem: a cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight tails.
    A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails.

    We all travel forward in time.
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    Žijeme v elektrifikované době.
    Do práce chodíme s odporem,
    v práci sedíme s napětím
    a když se dotkneme vedení,
    tak nás kopne do prdele.
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    Note that I now don't respect not because you don't have your multiplication
    tables memorized, but that you feel ignorance is something that needs to be
    defended, rather then corrected. One of my favorite aspects of the (true)
    hacker community is how little this "defense by appeal to mediocrity" is
    tolerated.
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

    Do the Right Thing. It will gratify some people and astound the rest.
    -- Mark Twain

    We'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter!

    "Tento film je urcen opravdu tem nejmensim detem."
    Po filmu Jan Trnka prohodi ke svemu sousedovi:
    "Takhle maly deti snad ani nejsou."

    Ruch's Theorem: Behind every great writer there lies a disgruntled father, a
    bemused law professor, and a grandmother cheerfully steeped in the unreal.
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    Kdo nekradl drive, nekrade ani ted.
    -- Karel Capek po Mnichovu

    Pravda bez lasky je fanatizmus.

    Člověk nemůže vyhrát všechny bitvy, do kterých se pustí, ale ty, do kterých se
    nepustí, určitě nevyhraje.

    The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
    -- A. Kay
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    Omlouvam se za duplicity, nejak se mi to za ten cas asi v zapisnicku zprehazelo.
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    Každý chce být šťastný. Aby toho dosáhl,
    musí především vědět, co vlastně štěstí je.
    -- Rousseau

    Život je neobratně sestavená hostina, při níž se netrpělivě
    čeká na předkrm, zatím co kolem přešla v tichu hlavní pečeně.
    -- Kafka

    The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.
    -- Alan Coult

    Existují dvě pravdy, z nichž jedna nesmí býti nikdy vyslovena.
    -- Albert Camus
    PASKY
    PASKY --- ---
    Bishop Arnaud-Amaury at the fallen town of Beziers, 1206 AD, when asked by a
    military commander how he should differentiate heretics from good catholics
    replied with the following: "Kill them all, God will know his own."

    Nemecka firma Siemens skoupila vsechny pozemky v okoli JE Cernobyl a osazela je
    cockou. Siemens hodla v pristim roce cocku sklidit a prodavat ji jako baterie
    do hodinek.

    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
    -- H.L. Mencken

    Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
    -- Wynn Catlin

    Talent does what it can.

    Genius does what it must.

    You do what you get paid to do.
    ERNEST_GASKIN
    ERNEST_GASKIN --- ---
    Ovšem mnohem lépe graficky v originále.
    ERNEST_GASKIN
    ERNEST_GASKIN --- ---
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