After a years-long period of boring chatter on topics that were barely of anyone's interest, a world's leading expert on blind testing methodology and its ardent defender, Mr. Blaf Svancter 87, agreed to conduct a double-blind experiment in distinguishing his own wife (who was a blonde) from a random female (who later on turned to have black hair) by performing a sexual intercourse with them while his eyes would remain shut.

The ground has been set in a motel room equipped with a double bed and some basic furniture. Svancter brought over his spouse to whom he'd been married for over 10 years and the total cost of running her surely had reached several million CZK. In the far corner of the room, a hooker of an Asian origin was preparing for the test, her cost being 1500 CZK/hour plus a drink on the bar.

While everyone was getting naked, a thin black cloth was put on Svancter's head and a thin protective foil onto his cock. The first woman lay on the bed with her legs spread wide open, unseen by the contester. It was Svancter's task to insert his male organ into her vagina and attempt an intercourse while blindfolded and without using his hands to examine the rest of her body. She was also obliged to remain silent not to disclose her identity. After Svancter was satisfied with testing her, she would leave the bed and the second woman would take her place and consented to do the test under the same conditions. Nothing except the two females was ever placed in the bed. In addition to Svancter and the women, only myself and a person unknown to me were present in the room during the test but nobody was disruptive and the conditions were perfectly quiet.

At the end of the day, after a straight 10-round hard-cock-in-a-hole comparison, Svancter was only able to identify correctly 4 times out of 10 whether it was the hooker or his wife who he fucked in the bed.

In sum, no matter how much money, time and, indeed, love you invest in a woman, the famous do-it-yourself handyman and blind testing enthusiast Blaf Svancter 87 failed to tell reliably, based on the wet experience alone, when his multi-million wife was replaced by a twenty-year old Japanese hooker from the street. So, even though many people around the world would like to think otherwise, I think it's fair to say that what I was saying was correct all along: "Cunt Is Cunt" - even for the Hardiest of Dicks.