A prospective policeman is being interviewed:
The interviewer asks a question: “So,gentlemen, we are no idiots here – show us how you can decline the word “apple”.
The first guy goes: “Ja blko, ty blko, on blko (complete nonsense). The interviewer says: “That was great! Above all expectations! How about this other guy, can you decline the word “city”?
The second guy goes: “Me sto, tobe sto a veliteli tri sta!” (again complete nonsense). The interviewer says: “Perfect! Both of you got the job!”
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