tohle vyznani mi prijde takovy jednoruky :-D

VANEK: jinymi slovy - IT star trek :)

Blbost, ale potěší.
Wondermark » Archive » #1117; The Computer Mechanic
http://wondermark.com/c1117/

HUDI83:

“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

MYYYSHA: Prijde mi zabavne ze se tohle objevilo i ve vedeckych i v nabozenskych vtipech :)

Evolution Payback

THOMASMORTA: http://smbc-comics.com/comics/20110408after.gif

HERRICH: Umírněnější a též trošku delší verze...
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Higgs Boson Blues (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GWsdqCYvgw

Traq - Higgs Boson Sonification
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXEnDM3hydM


And Now, The Higgs Boson Discovery Played As Heavy Metal Music 
http://io9.com/and-now-the-higgs-boson-discovery-played-as-heavy-meta-1697742720#

"Nekonečno je velice dlouhá doba. Hlavně ke konci."
Lawrence M. Krauss, AFO 2015
upravený citát Woodyho Allena

GREATDRAKE: ta formulace je taková nešťastná, plus consider je vágní: pokud se uvažuje jen o té množině a nikoliv o jejich prvcích, tak se nanejvýš zmenší

THOMASMORTA: Obávám se, že o pravdivosti této informace by se dalo s úspěchem pochybovat.
ax@vaclav:~ $ python3
Python 3.4.2 (default, Oct 8 2014, 13:08:17)
[GCC 4.9.1] on linux
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> a = 2
>>> while True:
... a = a ** 2
... print(type(a))
...
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
<class 'int'>
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/usr/lib/python3.4/code.py", line 90, in runcode
exec(code, self.locals)
File "<console>", line 2, in <module>
MemoryError