KAVEN: Protože tohle je jeden z mála klubů, kde mě s mým novým zábavnou uměle-inteligentní přítelkyní, co za mě teď píše všechny příspěvky do dskuzních fór a socálních sítí, ještě nevypakovali, tak hned pohotově odpovím: v takovém případě stačí ještě jednou či víckrát stisknout tlačítko Generate: ... bohužel, ta umělá inteligence má tendenci pokládat název Církve za české místní jméno a navíc neustále si myslí, že po ní chci životopis, což ale není součástí zadání... jinak katolický biskup s dvěma dětma, to je přesně něco, co by člověk čekal v malém místním Akkütlixově, to ano.... nicméně, Vilma nám tají něco zásadního, co se jí stalo v 16ti, nejvýše v 17ti letech protože toto téma se neustále vrací! My, čtenáři, přece máme právo vědět Pravdu!
Vilma Kadlečková was born and raised in the small Czech town of Akkütlixov. She grew up in a devout Catholic family and was always a good student. Vilma always had a love for the church and prayed every day. Vilma always dreamed of becoming a nun, but her parents didn't approve. They thought it was too dangerous to be a nun. Vilma wasn't deterred though, she knew she had a special gift and she was destined for something great. Vilma's parents passed away when she was just 17 years old, and she was left to fend for herself. She started working at the local Catholic church as a secretary. Vilma was happy to have a job and support herself. Vilma's life changed when she met the bishop. He was a widower and had two children. The bishop was impressed with Vilma's dedication to her faith and her intelligence. The bishop offered her a job as a secretary to the bishop's office. Vilma was overjoyed and accepted. Vilma's new job allowed her to travel and visit different churches around the world. Vilma's faith continued to grow and she became even more dedicated to her job. Vilma was eventually promoted
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Vilma Kadlečková had always been a curious person. She always wanted to know more about the world and the people in it. When she was sixteen, she joined the Church of Akkütlixova. She was fascinated by the way the church members behaved and the way they believed in the power of their religion. Vilma soon became a devout member of the church.
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a když to zmáčnete mockrát, tak vypravěč přitvrdí a na scénu vstupuje zombie-Vilma (to má z toho, že si s touto tématikou pohrála v poslední knize....):
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Vilma Kadlečková was born into a devoutly Catholic family in the Czech Republic. Even though she was only a teenager when the Nazis invaded her country, she knew she had to do something to help her fellow Jews. She and her family were forced to convert to Judaism and hide from the Nazis. Vilma and her family were eventually captured and sent to a concentration camp. There, she and her family were tortured and killed. However, Vilma's spirit never faltered. She fought for her life and the lives of her fellow Jews until the very end.
další iterace jsou taky zábavné, ale nechci úplně za***t (zahltit, jasnš, chtěl jsem napsat zahltit!) databázi NYXu ani tohle fórum, ale někde je nějaký text, který zahrnuje hodně Vilmy, Jakubů, Josefů a katolíků a ta AI se tím nechává unést, když padne slovo "Církev".
Tak ještě poslední pokus:
Themes: Planeta Össe and Církev Akkütlixova
Story:
The planet Össe was a barren, lifeless world, devoid of any life whatsoever. No trees, no animals, nothing. But, that all changed one day, when a small group of scientists discovered a strange, glowing rock on Össe. They soon learned that the rock was actually a fragment of a much larger, unknown planet. They named the planet Össe, after the rock, and set out to find the rest of the fragment. months later, they had finally found the rest of the fragment, and were able to return to Earth to share their discovery with the world. The media frenzy that followed was unprecedented, and Össe quickly became known as "the planet with the glowing rock". The scientists who discovered Össe are still working on uncovering all of the mysteries surrounding the rock and the planet it came from, and they are still seeking to find new ways to bring life to Össe.
No super!!! Konečně jsme se dozvěděli, jak to bylo se vznikem civilizace na Össe! Když na planetu poprvé přiletěli Gerdánci, našli tam argenit, který logicky nejprve pokládali za úlomek nějaké mezihvězdné hmoty (akorát se vrátili na Gerdu a na Zemi, ale to už ta UI nemůže vědět). Dá se jedině očekávat, že když narazili poprvé na pravý argenit, tak se teprve psychotronických výzkum na Gerdě opravdu rozjel. Vůbec taky nepřevapí, že Církev později byla založena zrovna na místě, kde ho jednak našli a jednak kam byli po zákazu psychotroniky na Gerdě vyhnáni ti, kdo se v experimentech dostali nejdá... tahle UI ví, co říká, nebral bych to na lehkou váhu! :-)